Mr. Walayat's Alloa — Restaurant in Scotland

Order took 2 hours to arrive and was stone cold! I didn't want to cook or wash up tonight and have ended up doing both. I ordered the loaded pasta - no sauce on pasta, was supposed to have peppers and onions in it, I've yet to find any! Basically dry pasta and chips smothered in mozzarella (the cheap, processed mozzarella) I could of made this myself in 20 mins but who actually wants to eat frozen chips with plain pasta and cheese on top? The menu sounds great but you are basically buying substandard, cheap...

Soggy, bbq sauce was heinz from the local store and as 1 of the only 3 actual Americans in Clacks, not 1 thing that arrived is even close to what we would have served. 25 quid for 2 soggy burgers, tesco own goujons on a wrap and hot lettuce with a few slices of tomato and heinz bbq sauce from a bottle. Oh and twice fried chips. Disgusting.

Very low standards of those that said excellent burgers. Cook from frozen bookers burgers on soggy brioche from tesco. I went into the...

Really poor quality and service. They delivered our order in half's. The "crazy nachos" is just cheap plain nachos that's been near some cheese with a couple of blobs of plastic tasting something or other. The spicy chicken wings had less flavour than the polystyrene tray they came in. The lettuce on the burger was older than the earth itself, although once scraped off the burger was 5/10. We asked for sauces, they didn't come, we tried to call to complain they ignored our...