Where do I even start… Asked if there was a table for two had no response for a few minutes then she started walking and said come with me. Got to the table and it was filthy.. and looked like someone had tried to cover the mess by pouring the salt over the table.. not a great cover up clearing mess with more mess.. but atleast there was some effort instead of just leaving one mess… Ordered our drinks.. they had arrived fairly quickly (yay!) however the glasses stank… (not so yay) Ordered onion rings to share for starters.. they were cooked ok.. apparently seasoning isn’t an option for cooking with here tho.. mains arrived quite quickly which was nice, however wasn’t all there.. I was missing a burger and my partner was missing 90% … nonetheless went to get assistance.. meantime a lady came and took away both dishes saying they should be for another table.. so back to waiting for ours. Our food finally arrived..yay..waitress knocked my fork to the floor..no problem she looked at it and said “oh” then proceeded to leave with my fork still on the floor.. I waited a minute to see if a new clean fork would appear…nope.. so I went to the bar to ask for a clean fork and my partners coleslaw that was missed Still wouldn’t take that fork from me.. the lady said the coleslaw and fork would be delivered.. fantastic its en route.. didn’t get a tracking number tho.. should have asked Rest of the food had arrived along with a clean spoon.. fantastic now I just need a fork.. I asked the lady with blonde hair as she seemed the nicest, Got a fork!!!!!! nevermind wasn’t so clean, it would seem that they felt bad they missed some of our food so gave me some ready to eat applied to the fork.. nevermind.. went to clean it in the bathroom myself Finally I get to eat.. chips were missing potato in the centre and had no seasoning, Steak was done to well done with no seasoning when I ordered med - rare, with some flavour. Corn on the cob was ok to be fair.. and the piece of onion I found was nice Burger was black, rubbery and had no flavour, (the cooks really don’t like seasoning..maybe they are allergic so fair enough) I’m willing to donate some seasoning to the chefs and demonstrate basic seasoning of food if they need help I’m no expert but I think with the opening of the bottles I reckon I could teach them a lot. Never mind I left 80% of the food… even after I seasoned it as much as possible with what was on the table.. ok so let’s just finish our badly smelling drinks and leave.. while my girlfriend was finishing her drink she got desert free of charge!!!! Thanks.. it was a few bugs.. ants and some unknown bug in her drink.. so all in all Staff was rude, ignorant and lacked basic communication skills.. personal hygiene seems to lack other than the blonde lady that brought me a fork in spoon shape.. she was nice tho.. The others were abit dirty.. the people cooking the food (attempting to cook) could do with some training.. or atleast being shown what seasoning looks like.. reckon they don’t fully understand what things in the kitchen do.. but helping the community and all is great but maybe just put some people that can assist them like their carers ? Leaving one lady to look after them all is abit unfair Girlfriend declined the free bugs as desert and we left.. safe to say we will not be attending this place again.. unless we have already eaten and just fancy a laugh.. or some kind of illness from lack of hygiene so we can get some time off work. Next time I think I’ll pop across the road to the vets and see if anything died recently to snack on.