Where’s My 164-Ounce Baja Blast, Taco Bell India?!
Listen, I came to Taco Bell India with high expectations. I thought I was about to introduce my taste buds to a beautiful fusion of Americanized Mexican food and Indian spice magic. But NO. Instead, I was met with the ultimate betrayal—THEY. HAVE. NO. GALLON-SIZED. SOFT. DRINKS.
Back home in the land of the free and the 164-ounce soda cups (blessed by the founding fathers themselves), I could submerge my entire forearm in a Baja Blast like a patriotic baptism. But here? They handed me a cup that looked like it belonged at a tea party for ants. I took one sip, and it was GONE. What am I supposed to do, buy another one like a peasant? I didn’t come here for portion control—I came here for unlimited refills and the possibility of Type 2 diabetes.
Let’s talk about the food. Okay, the tacos were good. Suspiciously good. Too fresh. Where’s the slightly soggy, yet somehow still crunchy texture that lets me know I’m eating authentic Taco Bell? And the cheese? ACTUALLY MELTED?? Excuse me, but I’m used to peeling off a cold, plasticky slice of cheese from my taco like a cheese-flavored sticker. This was unsettling.
And let’s discuss the spice level. I ordered “spicy” thinking, Ha! I laugh in the face of Taco Bell’s attempts at heat! Foolish me. The fire sauce here doesn’t just tingle—it rearranges your DNA. I swear I astral projected mid-bite. At one point, I was questioning all my life choices, sweating like I just ran a marathon, while an employee watched me struggle with a look of pure amusement.
Final verdict? The food slaps, but WHERE IS MY BUCKET OF SODA, TACO BELL?! Until they let me drink my weight in Mountain Dew, I’m docking two stars.
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