Thai Food — Restaurant in Annandale

Ah, what an experience! It first started when we were almost approached by a Jerry Springer recipient in the parking lot, asking for change, fentanyl or both. We avoided eye contact to bypass her.

The hours were spot on, which was the first and last thing that went right. The dining space was so exclusive it had only three tables—because who needs elbow room or a fourth wall to hide from the judgmental stares of the existing patrons? One couple in particular looked at us like we just crashed their secret society meeting and forgot the handshake, like we were an unmasked Scooby villain.

The service? Impeccable—if you’re under two feet tall. Our waitress was an absolute gem, showering our baby with more conversation than we got in. We, however, were merely obstacles in her journey to admire our small human.

Then came the drinks. Refreshing? Sure, if you like your water with a side of biological experiment. The floating inhabitants in our glasses suggested either an exciting new probiotic trend or the establishment’s attempt at a ‘tiny pet with every meal’ promotion.

We made a swift and graceful exit before our dinner plans included a trip to urgent care. But hey—2/10, would totally risk it again for...

This is my little neighborhood place that I've frequented for years but never reviewed. Every month or two, I get a hankering for Thai, and this place hits the spot every time. It might not be the very best Thai you ever have, but it has a special place in my heart. The food here is very consistent and you know exactly what you're getting. It's a family run, no gimmicks business and the staff have always been prompt and nice. There's limited seating indoors, and admittedly I've never eaten inside, but the decor is cute. I always order to go so I can eat in my pajamas with a good movie or show on at home - perfect Friday night after a hard week.

The portion sizes are excellent, more than your typical Thai places, and everything is flavorful. My orders are usually either the Thai or green curry fried rice, drunken noodles, or pad Thai. All of them are delicious. I usually get level two or three spicy. I can handle spice, but level four and up will give you spice high and a ton of heartburn. I recommend level one spicy for most people. My go to dessert here is mango with sticky rice and it always comes out perfect. I highly recommend giving this...

I need to stop ordering from here. Three times the charm and I won't order here again. It used to be very good food and very flavorful. Nowadays if you order any of the fried noodle dishes, the noodles feel like they barely touched the hot oil. The fish sauce is extra fishy because they don't even bother to cook it out and let it caramelize. I have never seen a slight char to any of the noodles. The eggs are scrambled separately and shoved on top, so they aren't cooked in the sauce at all. Veggies are mostly raw. Only good thing is the really good portions, but there's no point since you wouldn't want to eat more than a few bites anyway. Don't bother eating here, go...