Stoner's Pizza Joint — Restaurant in Denver

Came in on 12/21/24 around 10:50 pm. This was my first time ever visiting a stoners pizza joint so we took our time to look over the menu. Upon walking in, we were the only customers, there was a man making pizzas in back, and a woman running the register. The woman talked so slow, it was like her soul was possessed by a sloth and she had an inch-thick ring of red radiating from the skin around her eyes. I understand it’s a pizza joint for stoners but this did not seem like a weed high, and if it was, she was TOO high to be there. We ordered the veggie pizza just as it comes, she asked us if we wanted it “NY thin or hand tossed”. We debated for a minute, choose the NY thin. And ordered 3 pb cookies. This whole encounter of ordering 2 things took almost 5 minutes just to be rung in. She read the order back and she had chocolate cookies, not pb so it took her another minute to figure out how to change it on the screen. Finally paid, gave us our receipt and she said “see you in 10 minutes”. So we sat down inside and waited. Our receipt said we ordered at 10:59 pm, and we didn’t have our name called until 11:29 pm. Brought it to the car and drove home. After waiting 30 minutes and a 5 minute car ride, I figured it would be hot. Got home with a soggy, dripping wet, half-baked (hand-tossed, not thin) pizza. Half the crust was baked, half looked like it had just been rolled out. Picked up the slices and everything including the sauce fell right off. It was completely inedible. For $20, this was the nastiest pizza I’d ever seen. After picking through, I had maybe one good slice that I had to keep putting the toppings back on because clearly nothing was baked on. I will say the cookies were really good, only good part of this whole food experience. Not sure what happened with this pizza, and I’m sure it’s not up to standard with a typical stoners pizza but after this, I don’t think I’ll ever try it again. The box is soaked from the wet crust, the toppings are raw and wet, and half the crust was dough. Pizza box receipt said both types of crusts so that explains why we got the wrong one but not why...

Update.. We've ordered here a few times and the pizza is literally the best pizza we've ever had in our lives. I'm writing about the pizza order we got today. I got a large pizza with ricotta and it was so freaking delicious. I'm constantly falling in love with the cheese they use. And they do not skimp on toppings either. This place is so good. 💚

We ordered for the first time tonight and got the veggie pizza with added Feta and pineapple. We got a pizza with only Feta and pineapple. Wasn't mad but I called to let them know mostly because of the price difference. We were given a refund and a free whole order. I was actually confused because the offer was so generous that ai thought, "She must be asking me to choose one type of refund " The pizza was really good. Thier cheese blend is really good and the Toppings are generous. The pizza sauce was not overpowering and the whole pizza had a really nice balance. We were really surprised to have gotten garlic sauce and so many. It was kinda nice to have a tub to yourself so you can, double dip at will. The garlic sauce was really good. Even though we didn't get the right thing, we are really excited that we have a new pizza spot to go to because we are hooked. Try this place because...

Was in Denver a few days and had been craving a good, fresh pizza. This place wasn't too far away, I thought when looking it up. Turns out, it was less than 3 minutes away. Ordered the 1 item pizza and breadstick combo. Pricing was reasonable.

Food was ready within the time stated, the friendly employee asked if we wanted the packaged parmesan & peppers (of course) and provided plenty of them. Got the food home (all in tact - despite the tempting aroma). It had to sit for about 20 minutes because people weren't all ready to eat. Despite that, when we tucked in it was all still very good. Just the right combo of spices, enough - but not too much - cheese, great hand tossed crust.

The atmosphere was kind of dingy cafe-ish, and quite small, so probably wouldn't stay to eat. All of the workers were working! No standing around for this crowd. Service was prompt, friendly and accommodating.

Will definitely go back here when I return to Denver, and will give the...