Zorbaz — Restaurant in Detroit Lakes

You ever watch a horror movie with a super seedy restaurant-like establishment? Think a Rob Zombie flick, honestly. This is where they film that scene where someone is mindlessly filling their cup with Sprite from the fountain machine and the camera does a close-up on the bee who had been climbing inside and suddenly gets caught in the stream and can't escape the cup before the lid goes on, drowns in the drink, and ultimately gets swallowed by the character, leading to death by choking (hello, Final Destination) or an allergy-related issue that pushes the story forward. Yes, the bees are already here - although if they had a sign for them, it would say "BEEZ" - and those suckers are all over the fountain machine like it's the party of the century, climbing inside and all around each soda nozzle and flying around like they don't care how many people pass by since they've got a smorgasbord. This is the kind of sanitary standard you'd expect from that one kitchen where the stove top hasn't had a clean deeper than a single wipe from a wet rag and you never see your host wash their hands. Guests bring dogs inside and outside, and even let their dogs on top of the table. This is where you meet people who not only never wash their dinner table, their pet might be on top munching on the food with you. Holy crap, I've never been in any place in my life that had the vibe this place does, and I leave feeling dirty and paranoid of insects. That should have been enough of a sign, but apparently part of me is literally a rat because I absolutely had to try the food and I found it pretty dang tasty. So if you're also a literal rat or raccoon, you'll probably...

Horrible experience. This was my first time and I was so excited to finally try it. But it was nothing but horrible.

My family and I were dining and celebrating my sister’s graduation! My cousin was at the bar when he found someone’s debt card and retuned it to the bartender. The bartender gave the male customer his card only for the person to come over and accuse my cousin (us) of stealing. He came over and sarcastically said thank you for finding my card and then told him that his going to take his picture. He leaves and shortly after that came back, stood a few feet away and started taking our pictures. A few people from table went to talk to him and/or Zorbaz staff to find out what’s going on.

The staff told us that we were not wrong and that they would talk to him. Not once did they say that they were going to ask him to leave for harassing us or that apologize for their customers actions at their establishment. We informed them that he should be asked to leave to avoid further harassment. They indicated that they don’t want to ask anyone to leave and that we can call the cops If we wanted to but they only plan on...

I normally don't do reviews on here, BUT, only reason this place is getting one star is because I can't give it a lower rating. My girlfriend, myself, and a close friend of mine, along with his girlfriend, went tubing down the Ottertail river to celebrate his anniversary of his deployment. At the end, we were pretty hungry, and were up for some Zorbaz. Upon arriving, we gave the door guys our IDs, explaining the celebration. After they wristbanded 3 of us, they didn't check my friend's ID, and said that he "is too intoxicated, and it's family time. You can't go in. Well you three can, but he can't." Now my friend was less intoxicated as I was, and while he was explaining this to us, he let in 2 females and a male that were attempting to hold eachother up because they were so intoxicated. After asking for an explination, the doorman said we could leave, or he'd call the cops. I will not be giving my business to them anymore! Visit was evening of 08/15/2015, and my last...