Lindos Pizza South Easton — Restaurant in Easton

I'm a little perplexed by the overwhelmingly positive reviews this place has - I thought maybe I caught it on a bad day but then I remembered the AI decor inside the place - banners printed to look like food, a giant tapestry with the word "Pizz" since the AI bot forgot the "a" at the end. Then it hit me; those reviews are clearly AI and frankly - it's shocking how much effort these people are putting into making their place look good. If they spent as much time having AI bots write reviews as they did picking up quality food ingredients... they might have something here.

From the moment you walk in the door, you'll start to pick up on how quickly those reviews do not line up to what's being told here and maybe is your first cue to turn around. I stopped in for lunch, a simple sandwich - ham & cheese with provolone, pickles, tomatoes - my dad's favorite sandwich, nothing crazy, very simple. I asked for a small fry and a drink, sat down to eat and as I bit into the sandwich something was... off. The bread seemed like it was still doughy somehow, not fully baked, the ham slimy and the tomatoes clearly had been sitting around in the heat - mushy and flavorless. Anything positive I can say is the cheese was fine and the pickles were crispy so at least those were hopefully fresh. What really struck me was the fries, a distinct taste of what I can only describe as a fish coating flavor was on them. Yes, you read that right - they tasted like they had been fried in fish oil, needless to say - I didn't finish them. I didn't finish my sandwich, I left dropping $26 on a sandwich, fries that were barely edible and a drink. My friend nearby told me to steer clear of this place... I should...

Got pizza here last night before close. I ordered 2 large pizzas. When I got there, the place was dead & it looked like they weren't working on any other orders. That probably should've been a red flag. There was a weird smell when I walked in. I paid almost $60 for the 2 large pizzas. When I got out to the car, the smell followed. I realized it was a terrible sour smell coming from the pizza. Needless to say, we couldn't bring ourselves to eat it, as the smell was overpowering. We ended up throwing them out & getting food somewhere else. I don't know what that was, but it wasn't pizza & I would never recommend trying it. You'll probably get sick & its a huge waste of money & will leave ur car & trash barrel smelling like sour milk. Also I think the reviews are all people that...

We happened upon this little local gem late at night on the way to the Cape. We were greeted by a friendly new owner. He made us feel right at home. The pizza was fresh and very good with loads of cheese and a great pull. My husband got an egg and pepper sub that was reminiscent of a homemade one. Fries were hot and fresh but we aren’t fans of battered fries. If you are, you’ll love these. This was a nice surprise and we will be sure to return on our weekly trip down and back because of the hospitality and fresh food. Hoping try...