Taqueria Miranda (Tallahassee) — Restaurant in Florida

I had been wanting to try this place for awhile because of the good reviews and pictures of the food. The first time I tried to order online for delivery by DoorDash an hour before they were suppose to close, when the delivery driver got there they cancelled my order. So I thought I would give it another try today and ordered online for me to pick it up. My tacos didn't look anything like the images by other reviewers and were just flour tortillas filled with shredded beef. No lettuce, sauce, or anything. The beans and rice tasted off and the enchiladas had some sort of strange filling. My order was sealed and tied up in a plastic bag so I was not able to see what they handed me until I got home and that is what DoorDash would have brought me. I feel it is worthy of only one star but gave it two because I might have been able to jazz it up a little bit at their condiment bar. Somewhat disappointed by the $22 price tag. They are charging full service restaurant prices. I will be doing Taco Bell drive...

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to eat Mexican food prepared by someone who’s only heard of seasoning in theory this is your spot. The chips and queso had all the excitement of wet drywall. The cheese sauce was so thin, I thought it was broth. A cheese broth with flavoring akin to water

The Burrito Supreme? More like Burrito Depressed. It tasted like someone wrapped sadness in a tortilla, overcooked it for spite, and then whispered “steak” near it for flavor.

The rice and beans made me question my life choices. I could’ve made better at home blindfolded with one hand tied behind my back and the other holding a can of dog food (which honestly would’ve added more flavor).

The only reason this place gets a star is because they did, in fact, bring me food. A lot of it. Enough to build a flavorless, tortilla-based fort.

Would I go back? Only if I’m kidnapped and the ransom...

The food was authentic and fresh. You want find ground beef there, so that's a plus. I had a loaded burrito and it was loaded with my meat of choice, shredded beef. My husband had recent dental surgery and the cashier offered suggestions that he could possibly eat and he really loved it. She was very nice and inviting. My daughter and her friend raved about their dishes also. They had a chicken taco, chicken tostada, and fajita quesadillia (excuse the misspellings). The only downfall was it was a little on the hot side and you had to buy individual drinks (no fountain for refills). We will definitely be back. I personally don't think you'll find more authentic Mexican dishes in Tallahassee and I highly...