Totally 80's Pizza & Museum — Restaurant in Fort Collins

Thrilled to support this small local business! I love the unique vision and concept that the owner has so charmingly materialized. I so enjoyed looking at all of the photos displayed on the walls, reminiscing about my adolescent experiences, examining the varied relics of my 80's childhood, and feeling the nostalgia that bubbled up inside of me!

We got the pickle fries, a personal pizza for each of us, and an order of cinnamon twists. Everybody said their individual pizza was delicious, raved about the pickle fries, and devoured the cinnamon twists!

When you arrive, you can either get in line to place your order at the counter and then find yourselves a table, or visa versa. There are menus on a wall near the ordering counter that you can take to the table or counter to devise your order. The restaurant was packed, so we grabbed a menu, found a table, planned our order, and then went to the counter to order. You pay when you place your order and then the staff delivers your food to your table once it is ready.

As I said, they were packed - I only saw one available table after we had sat down at ours. So, I was amazed at how quickly we received our order. Our pickle fries only took 5 minutes, and the rest of our food came within 20 minutes! When you finish eating, the staff clears your table, and if you need a box to take home leftovers, you grab one yourself from a stack on the counter where you placed your order.

They have a small arcade room near the entrance with 6 stand-up arcade games and a claw machine. They also have 1 cocktail arcade machine (type you sit down at) in the actual dining area. All of the video games are $0.25 to play, and they have a change machine so tender to bring $1, $5, $10, or $20 bills to get your quarters! The dining area has 4 T.V.s that continuously play music videos and an occasional commercial from, of course, the 80's.

The one itty, bitty downside I noticed was that all of their tables only seat four people. The perimeter of the dining area has booths that you might be able to squeeze 3 on one side. There are tables in the middle of the dining area, and perhaps they allow customers to put them together to accommodate larger groups.

I can't describe how much I absolutely loved and thoroughly enjoyed this restaurant...

Strange place. We ordered one appetizer and a large pizza, total was $38 without drinks. There were no open tables at the time, so we asked to do takeout. A party behind us notified us that they won’t be needing their table, the cashier overheard and handed me a number to take to the table. The table was quickly taken by other customers before we could get there since it’s free for all situation. We witnessed 2-3 parties leave, and staff didn’t clear or clean tables. After 10 minutes, I cleared and cleaned a table when I spotted some cleaning supplies by the soda machine. We waited for over a half an hour and watched people get their food who ordered after us. I walked up to the front and the lady grabbed my pizza from the back. It was cold and soggy. I complained and they remade our appetizer. We ate the pizza anyways, and it was mid. I came here based on the good reviews, but have y’all never had decent pizza? Ingredients were lacking in quality. Plus I could see into the kitchen easily. Nobody was wearing gloves. I saw a lady scratch something off of her shirt, and then grab a huge amount of cheese and throw it on a pizza. Gross. Bathrooms were also not well maintained. Grimy lil place for kids and man-children. At least the crust and ranch weren’t half bad. Genuine arcade cabinets help the atmosphere, TMNT Turtles in time was fun to revisit. But clean your restaurant guys. I’m surprised the health inspector hasn’t...

Yo, fellow time travelers! 🚀 Our buddies whisked us away to Totally '80s Pizza in Fort Collins, Colorado, and holy DeLorean, it’s a radical blast from the past! This place is the ultimate nostalgic pizza joint, like stepping into a neon-soaked '80s dream where you’re chowing down with family, laughing over gooey slices. The pizza? Totally tubular—fresh, homemade dough with a 14-herb sauce that’s pure flavor magic. We devoured the “Milli Vanilli Green Chili” and legit couldn’t stop raving. The staff? Super chill, fast, and serving up smiles quicker than you can say “MTV.” With walls dripping in Gen X and Millennial gold—think signed Goonies pics, a life-size Han Solo in carbonite, and Pee-wee’s bike—this spot is a memory machine that’d make your parents weep with joy. 😍

But wait, there’s more! This isn’t just a restaurant; it’s the world’s only '80s pop culture museum, packed with rare goodies like vintage arcade games (25 cents, score!) and a Terminator dummy that’s, like, totally gnarly. The vibe is electric, with '80s music videos pumping on TVs and color-changing cups that scream retro cool. Whether you’re reliving your Care Bears obsession or showing your kids what made our era epic, Totally '80s Pizza delivers a slice of heaven with every bite. Bring your crew, your quarters, and your neon leg warmers—this Fort Collins gem is a must-visit for anyone craving pizza with a side of righteous...