The Pendulum Club — Restaurant in Houston

We visited the Pedilumn Hempstead location on May 31st as first-time guests. Although we’ve been active in the lifestyle community for over 10 years, this was our first time at your club, and we were genuinely looking forward to the experience.

Unfortunately, our visit was disappointing on several levels. Upon arrival, we were not asked if it was our first time, nor were we welcomed or offered any orientation. Given that our identification clearly indicated we were from out of town, we expected at least a brief introduction or some acknowledgment. Throughout our time there, no staff or hosts engaged with us, which made the environment feel uninviting and disconnected.

We made an honest effort to enjoy ourselves and stayed for nearly two hours, but the atmosphere simply wasn’t welcoming. It ended up feeling like a waste of over $100, which was extremely frustrating.

We also noticed that the club’s stated dress code was not being enforced. Guests were entering wearing ball caps, sleeveless shirts, and clothing with large logos—contrary to the standards outlined on your website.

Most concerning, however, was the inappropriate and unspeakable activity taking place in the parking lot. This is not only a serious reflection on the club’s overall management but also raises major concerns around safety and liability. We strongly urge that visible, professional security staff be present in and around the parking area to prevent such behavior and ensure a safe environment for all attendees.

On a positive note, the layout and interior design of the club are well done. With improved guest engagement, consistent enforcement of policies, and proper security, the experience could be vastly better for future guests.

Thank you for taking the time to consider...

I love this club! I have been going here for years now, and it's a great, laid back atmosphere. Everyone is incredibly friendly, the club is female owned. BYOB, and a patio for smoking. They have awesome dance poles, the staff is incredible, and if you are looking for a new lifestyle club, definitely consider this one! The check in prices could be more efficient, however it's not too bad. They have a bar for set-ups. Sodas, mixers, etc. you can reserve tables or have parties there as well, if you book in advance. The back rooms are kept clean, with fresh towels and everything else one might need to enjoy themselves. It is an adult lifestyle club. Be sure you go on the website before you go to fill out the forms, it will make things much easier upon arrival. They have a small selection of sexy dresses if you need something. The atmosphere is perfect for some sexy fun. There is a dance floor, several dance poles with stages, a shadow box with a swing behind it. DJ every night they are open.

Ladies one tip for you.... The parking lot is not exactly the best for walking in heels so if you are going to do some drinking.... Be aware, as I have busted my butt a time or two coming out of the place going to the car 😝😝.

Also, I have never felt unsafe or creeped out in TPC, not once. The owners will give you a tour if it's your first time there, and there's no pressure to participate in anything! Sexy attire for women, guys dress as you would be going to church 😜🤣 or a wedding. All the ins and outs are on the website, including dress code and the rules.

If you have never been to a lifestyle club, this one is perfect to start. Go see...

Pulled up thinking maybe this “sex club” would be worth a peek — instead, it looked like a condemned motel lobby had mated with a dumpster fire. Inside was the bargain-bin clearance rack of humanity: women looking like they’d just lost a bar fight with their makeup bag, hair that hasn’t seen shampoo since the Obama years, and outfits clinging to their bodies like they were begging for release. The smell? A chemical warfare cocktail of stale BO, knock-off perfume, and some unholy funk that should have its own EPA case file.

The parking lot was a full-blown sideshow — guys in fogged-up cars going full National Geographic on each other, others pacing and turning tricks, people openly doing and selling drugs, homeless folks drifting between cars, and enough shady deals going down to fill a police blotter. As if that wasn’t enough, there’s a strip club next door that’s basically a flea market for worn-out sex work — nasty women peddling themselves like it’s a yard sale you wish you’d skipped.

Sticky floors, filthy air, and a vibe that makes you want to burn your clothes afterward — this isn’t nightlife, it’s a CDC field trip. If you value your health, dignity, or eyesight, keep driving and...