Table 28 — Restaurant in Huntington Woods

By god I have never had a worse hamburger. I ordered a cheese burger on a brioche bun with pickles. Somewhat overpriced, I thought, but it should be fine. It was not fine. It was the most unpleasant tasting experience I’ve ever had. The entire thing tasted like plastic and chemicals, and the meat had a shine to it. The bun was dense, tasting like it was frozen for months before hand. The cheese, an amalgamation of factory-made chemicals. The “burger” tasted bland, but not “bland” as in it had no flavor, but “bland” as in it was oppressively stale, chewy, and preserved. This burger - this THING - is humanity’s hubris manifested, our content for the natural order has blinded us to the endless consumption we partake in. We alone shall be our downfall, and when we fall, we will have no one else to blame then ourselves. The lemonade was pretty good...

The second star is only for the fries. $35 minimum for 2 people to eat - very expensive for what you get. Food was just sat there on a table in the back waiting for people to order it while the flies nibble it cold. You can't ask for things to be taken off of burgers according to the rude woman at the register, so if you're allergic to tomatoes, cheese, or pickle - you're out of luck. The chicken tenders are spicy, but they won't tell you that. Extra salt is available... if you can find one of their communal salt shakers that isn't clogged... not sanitary or COVID-conscious at all. And don't expect a clean table or air conditioning (it was actually cooler outside on an 85 degree day). This place has REALLY gone downhill since the renovation; we miss how...

my boyfriend and i went to the zoo light december 7, 11 months to the day of out 3 date there earlier this year….. it was a special occasion for us.

while looking over the buffet, being a vegetarian i was thinking i would have salad and macaroni and cheese. a man who works for the restaurant wakes up to us and asked if there was anything he could do for us….. my boyfriend said “my girl is a vegetarian “….. the lovely man said hold on 2 minutes! to our surprise he came back with a veggie burger!!! he was wonderful and made our occasion that much better. i wish i knew his name. i would like to praise this man for going above and beyond for me!! thank you for being great...