I’ve eaten pizza across cities, countries, and continents—but nothing prepared me for the culinary abomination served at Home Run Inn in Chicago O’Hare Airport. For the extortionate price of $18, I received a greasy, half-baked slab that barely deserved the name “pizza.”
Against my instincts and better judgment, I attempted a single bite. It was immediately evident this thing hadn’t been fully cooked. The crust was pale, doughy, and underdone, while the cheese formed a thick, rubbery layer suspended in a gloss of oil so pronounced it actively dripped with every movement. This wasn’t the kind of pizza that makes you worry it might give you the runs—this was the kind you knew would, just from the smell and sheen alone.
The flavor? Nonexistent. It had all the appeal of soggy cardboard dipped in motor oil. I could not, in good conscience, eat another bite.
Home Run Inn has somehow managed to serve what is, without exaggeration, the single worst pizza I have encountered in my life. To call it a disgrace to pizza would be unfair—it’s a disgrace to the concept of edibility itself. Avoid at all costs. Eat a protein bar. Lick a floor tile. You’ll thank...
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