Burger King — Restaurant in Las Vegas

Probably one of the most awkward times of my life was had today by this specific Burger King in the drive thru. First of all I asked what's on the new Halloween green bun burger, first person didn't know so someone told me (still not quite sure, they kinda mumbled it) Sounded boring so I didn't get it BUT HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW WHAT'S ON A CERTAIN BURGER? Then I see the new philly cheesesteak burger so I'm like "hey that sounds good". I order it and ask for fresh onion because I'm looking at the picture of it and there's is absolutely no fresh onion on it, every philly cheesesteak I've ever had has had grilled onion so I assume this burger only has grilled onion (my assumption was correct). So i asked and the girl for fresh onion and seriously sassed me saying there was fresh onion (there isn't), but whatever I didn't have patience for the less bright at that point, I can do without.... Here's where it gets awkward though! The friggin employee at the first window asked me to wait at the first window until the second window was ready (that's odd) then he proceeded the lean on the window and stare awkwardly at me twiddleing his thumbs while I'm waiting for what seems like an eternity. What fast food does this? Usually you just pay and proceed to the next window right?.. Bunch of weirdos at this Burger King. I'll give it 3 stars though because the food was...

I have been going to this Burger King for years because I work in the medical district I have gotten a meal deal numerous times with a small adult drink. They are now giving you a junior kids size drink along with the five dollar meal, which Is ridiculous. I told the woman at the window that I have been coming here to get the mail deal for quite some time and always got a small adult drink and all of a sudden you’re giving us little junior drinks. In fact last week I got a five dollar meal deal with a small adult drink. She again gave me small children’s drinks. She argued with me and was obnoxious and swore up and down that I’ve never been at this Burger King before and she does not recognize me ever coming through the drive-through. I have been going there for over 16 years. That’s how long I’ve worked at my job. it’s really sad when Burger King offers a meal deal and you see a Coke that’s way larger than a little junior Coke in the advertisements and you go to your Burger King and they give you a little junior size Coke. That’s not even big enough with all the ice they put in it for a couple of sips. The quality of the burger was a little tiny smashed patty that didn’t even even look like a whopper Jr And a dried up bun, I will go to a different Burger King from now on because I really feel that it’s a shame that they are knowingly...

You see, ever sine I was a boy I always craved the delectable taste of human flesh and in my years I have found ways to acquire it, Its... just so amazing I love to eat it raw, and take it raw if I'm feeling nasty but due to, unfair, fowl American laws I was sent away to a prison thank Arohcromb they didn't deport me back to rotten France, But I was there for 4 no 5 years for the homeless people I ate(people? more like vermin plaguing my streets) But now I am free, but even after all those years my hunger for human flesh has never dulled.

I heard from a member of my cult that burger kings burgers had a taste that could be slightly related to that of human flesh. A foolish whisper I thought but since I'm on parole so I wont start eating... the poor just yet.

So a gave this place a try, a bite but only one, HA!, and a bite true it was, Its not human flesh but its something close, it was, good

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It REALLY GETS my rocks off tasting thismeat.... just thinking about how belle it will be when I TASTE real flesh ounce morre

I thank you, burger king for keeping me entertained, for now i suppose. Your welcomed to joined my cult we love you, we'll feed you, and keep you warm. please email me if you...