I am still searching for a word to describe how I’m feeling about these donuts. It was a feeling I had once before many years ago when I was traveling in Japan and I was duped into eating a surprise curry doughnut. Upon first glance, the donut looked delicious and American. Fried dough; a plain but lovely experience. I was so excited to have something to remind me of Home. As I bit into it a volcano of spicy hot curry ejected itself into my mouth. The feelings that I had then of disappointment, deep regret, resentment, anger, sadness, and disillusionment are the same that I have now for this glam doll doughnut facility if you can call it that. There are many that will read this and think it is foolish to have such feelings towards a donut and I say to them follow my guide and you will see for yourself. All you need to know about this place, as there are many reviews already talking about how plain and boring, and muted the flavors are, is To go try the espresso crueler also known as the flirty Frenchy. To me this donut is on paper not a bad idea however, the execution left me with the same feeling I felt many years ago that I have trouble describing now. my life is now changed for the worse because of this donut I will I will never forget my experience here today and I will think about it going forward for the next few weeks longing for the time before I tasted this Abomination. Don’t believe me? Go try one right now. if you are from Minnesota or visiting there’s a very good chance that you have been to Matt’s bar and got a juicy Lucy. Now stay with me and I promise you once you eat it you will agree. Perhaps you may have also had a French onion dip with some ridged chips in the past. Now that you have the filthy Frenchie from glam dolls I want you to take a bite and think about the way Matt bar smells and how French onion dip tastes. Actually just fried onions in general would probably do the trick, but I say Matt bar because there is a very specific flavor that that grill seasoned grill gives off that people who frequent there will know if you make your own on your flat top grill perhaps you also have that same flavor and are familiar with it. Now that you have the donut in your mouth and have realized I am right. You too now know the way I am feeling congratulations. Thank you, glam doll donuts for managing to trick this old donut eater one last time. Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, I will never be a patron of this restaurant ever again and have a new life goal, which is to tell everyone that I meet and everyone on the Internet what glam doll has done here. Urging them to realize the impact of the creation that should have never been and the mark it has left on the donut eating community.