Pressed Cafe — Restaurant in Nashua

The MOST INCOMPETENT management ever. This restaurant is a sloppily run, inconsistent, overpriced cash grab and will HOPEFULLY be shut down soon. Among other food, my wife ordered a NINE DOLLAR smoothie. We received my coffee immediately and shortly after received our food. Multiple floor workers came during eating and we told them we were waiting on our smoothie. A drink which is very quick to make at all other pressed locations/drive thrus. My parched pregnant wife did not receive a drink the whole time we ate our lunch. I finally went up to receive a refund for the drink. The employee got the manager who was working drinks. She came over after taking the smoothie out of the fridge with some lame excuse that made zero sense just to absolve herself of all responsibility. Supposedly, “mike” ordered the same drink after us & a worker brought him our drink & she put the drink away because she didn’t know who it went to. Ok, so here are the multitude of elementary level reasonings why this excuse made zero sense:

The workers bring drinks to tables according to a ticket number not based off the knowledge of what each table ordered food wise. There were five diners in the building and she could have asked the cashier who had the smoothie and been pointed to us. Multiple floor workers went up and inquired about the smoothie and she never took it out to give to the workers to give to us When giving us our refund, she went through the recent transactions on the register to do so, she could have done this to figure out whose drink she had been holding for 15 MINUTES.

The managers attitude flipped 180 degrees when it was clear I didnt care about her poorly conjured excuse. I had to ask for a refund 10 times before she stopped repeating excuses and gave me a refund for the drink we never received.

It was extremely evident this manager has issues as all the employees around her were looking like “here she goes again”. Floor workers even came up to us and apologized, saying how that manager doesnt care about anyone including employees. Not that I need a handout, but you would also expect COMMON SENSE management to refund the drink and still give it to the customer as a sign of good faith.

Restaurant is full of overpriced, shadily advertised, poorly assembled and overall terrible tasting items. If you actually look at the prices (which arent on the menus everybody can take when entering) everything costs twice as much as it should. This business is run by money hungry jerks. Will never return to this dumpster fire, i’d soon eat a bucket of pig waste than give my money to...

As a connoisseur of cafés, humor, and the art of squashing things, I recently embarked on a culinary expedition to the world-renowned Pressed Café. Little did I know that this unsuspecting little establishment would tickle my funny bone as much as it did my taste buds.

Upon entering, I was immediately struck by the quirky décor, which included an impressive collection of antique sandwich presses that doubled as avant-garde art installations. My personal favorite was a piece titled "The Panini Monalisa" – a sandwich press adorned with a smiling Leonardo da Vinci holding a perfectly pressed panini.

The menu was an endless stream of hilarity, boasting delicacies like the "Hulk Smash-ed Avocado Toast" and the "Too Hot To Handle Grilled Cheese." I finally settled on the "Knock Knock, Who's Sourdough?" sandwich, which was served with a side of the most pun-tastic sauce called "Jamaican-Me-Crazy Jerk Mayo."

As I sat down with my sandwich, I noticed the staff wearing t-shirts with the slogan, "We put the 'press' in 'impressive'!" It was clear that everyone here was fully committed to the theme.

Biting into my "Knock Knock, Who's Sourdough?" sandwich, I was pleasantly surprised to find a tiny slip of paper tucked between the turkey and provolone. Unfolding it, I discovered a handwritten joke: "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!" I couldn't help but chuckle at this delightful touch.

Throughout my meal, the café's resident barista and part-time stand-up comedian, Tim, entertained guests with a series of coffee-based jokes. His one-liner about the coffee bean's dating life – "They met on Coffee Meets Bagel, but it was just a grind" – had me in stitches.

As I savored the last bites of my sandwich, I couldn't help but feel a deep sense of satisfaction. Pressed Café had truly delivered a unique blend of culinary excellence and side-splitting humor.

In conclusion, if you find yourself craving a meal that will leave you both full and chuckling with delight, look no further than Pressed Café. It's a perfect spot for anyone who appreciates a good sandwich and a hearty laugh. And remember, laughter is the best medicine, so why not treat yourself to a dose of deliciousness and giggles at...

My family and I made multiple visits to Pressed Cafe in south Nashua. In fact we were there so much that they knew us by name; However, as time passed, they became busy and careless. One time they burnt my sons waffles and flipped it on the non burnt side and covered it with powdered sugar. One time the man making my beet juice kept wiping his runny nose with the back of his hand while making my juice. I did refuse the juice and had them return my money. Another time I went through the drive through and ordered a turkey and lettuce wrap, when I got to work, I noticed that they had given me a wrap with just lettuce :( Another time, I got their chicken sandwich for my son; when he couldn’t bite through it, I realized that the chicken was not cooked, in fact it was still pink and totally uncooked. I brought the chicken sandwich back to the cafe immediately and the female manager was very nice and apologetic when she saw that indeed the chicken was not cooked!! I could go on and on. I totally stopped going there; however, after a very very long time, I did decided to have my teenage son stop by the drive through and pick up a coffee with steamed milk for me. They gave him a black coffee instead. I called them immediately and complained. They told me that they would credit it back to my account, which never happened. Next time we stopped at Pressed cafe for coffee, I mentioned it; the thin tall male manager was very degrading and acted as if I was trying to get a coffee for free. He asked me for my name, phone number, email etc... to let the home office know, since he said “Roy & Charlie are the only ones that could make the decision to give me a $3 dollar Coffee for free” so so embarrassing, and cheap!!!!! I wasn’t asking for a free cup of coffee, I was just hoping that they would correct their own mistake for the one one that I paid for and couldn’t drink, due to their own incompetence at the drive through window!!!!! Very poor customer...