F&M Patio Bar — Restaurant in New Orleans

shittiest college bar I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing. if you like drunk, barely 21 year old frat boys and girls who think they are way more attractive then they really are, this is the place for you. I had the table where my drink was sitting knocked over and after confronting the guy asking who would replace my near-full drink, a half-apologetic "my bad" was given. so i leave, a couple days later I check my bank statement and it says I was charged $35 at F&M's. The only thing I ordered was 2 Abita Ambers and there is no way in hell or earth an Abita Amber costs $15 a bottle. I will be settling this with them later. The only reason I'm giving this bar 2 stars is because of the meaningless enjoyment I got out of watching idiots and immature douche bags galavant around the bar making the utmost fools out of themselves, unbeknownst to...

Had so much fun dancing on the pool table in my twenties. Great for parties in the evening and prime time is between 1 and 3 am on Saturday night . Great photo booth to have funny pictures with friends and on dates . Great place to throw birthday, post grad parties and pre wedding parties that are relaxed and casual and fun. The late night food grill has great fries. The back patio is really nice in the late night summers . My mother and brother in law threw me and my siblings a surprise birthday party which was really fun . The owner is a great guy and he has been really great keeping this establishment a fun place to go and original. It’s definitely one of a kind and you won’t find any other...

This bar consistently has low quality service. Tonight was the tipping point when they looked in my empty bag and claimed it “had too much paraphernalia” and declined my entry. Mind you, I am a local who was just trying to use the restroom.. something Ive done regularly here for the past four years(always leaving a hearty tip). Just overall terrible bar and addition to the neighborhood. They’ll let a 15 year old in without a second thought but not an OF AGE semi-regular. Letting in the minor probably scratches the...