If the Florida Man caricature was a restaurant, this would be it. Before you can even order one of their D-rate entrees, you’re subjected to one of their F-rate Crazy King jingles blaring nonstop. I wrote jingles in plural because I heard at least 3 of them waiting 10+ minutes to prepare a single burrito when no one else was in the restaurant. But then there’s the food…no build-your-own option (are they too proud of their sophomorically-named numbered selections that we the people can’t have freedom of choice?), no black beans (guess that would be a DEI hire & too woke for their burritos?) and no pico de gallo (is that too Mexican for this place?). Then there was getting a “poco” size entree when I paid the extra $2 for a “super” and paying $7 for a side of guacamole that was slightly larger than a tablespoon. Florida Man eat your...
Read moreGreat food, drinks and service! I had the Crispy Cali burrito (get some chipotle on the side), Ice Box desert & margarita. Alberto and the rest of the staff were very friendly and created a very welcoming environment. There are board games like connect four on every table to encourage more social interactions instead of being on your phone & they are working on a whole game room with darts, a pool table, karaokie etc in the back. We will...
Read moreThe atmosphere is friendly, and the setup is very inviting. There’s a game table to your left where you can play classic games like Pac-Man, Donkey Kong, and many more. They also have table games for kids. I ordered the Tonga de Pollo, and it was delicious. The food is fresh—you could tell with every bite. I recommend everyone visit the newly opened Crazy...
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