papa John’s? More like Papa GONE! :( I don’t know where to start. Ordering from Papa John’s was an absolute disaster of epic proportions. We ordered an XL pizza and a large pizza, custom toppings and all, expecting a feast. What did we get? A sad excuse for pizza that left us hungry AND furious. The XL was barely the size of a large, and the large? It looked like something you’d serve to a toddler at a tea party. If that’s what they call “pizza,” I’m scared to see what their personal size looks like—probably just a single pepperoni on a cracker!

And don’t get me started on the price. For what they charge, I expected a mountain of cheesy perfection. Instead, we got tiny, overpriced cardboard circles that wouldn’t feed a family of ants.

But wait, it gets worse! The delivery driver “conveniently” forgot the 2-liter sodas we ordered. No big deal, right? We figured we’d just call the store and sort it out. Well, think again. Even though their hours clearly said they were open until midnight, they shut down at 9:45 PM! Phones were dead, online ordering was off, and the store may as well have vanished into the void. Talk about convenience—for them!

This place is an absolute joke. They don’t just serve pizza—they serve regret. If you’re looking for overpriced disappointment and a side of frustration, this is your place. Otherwise, save your money and your sanity. Never again!