Waverly Nutrition — Restaurant in Pee Pee Township

The brisk summer evening greets me, I’m applauded with a fresh warm breeze caressing my cheek. This beautiful silence is interrupted by what can only be my stomach growling like a ferocious beast. It barks, screaming out like a dog. I am hungry. So I decide it best to go to my local shake shop. I splendid idea? Not so, I will soon come to find out. Once I enter the establishment I am consumed and greeted by a rush of cold, dark energy. It weakens me, but it somehow makes me yearn for a shake even more. Against my instincts I reluctantly go up to the register, “I would like one shake please”. The cashier then conveys that the price of these shakes are astonishingly high. As if I needed to dig up or search for a sunken ship to provide the fund’s necessary to eat at this haven. So I start my march, searching through my pockets like an eager adventurer, and I finally find the cash to pay for my meal. After my journey I sit down in the establishment. A not so empty building, but felt so. As if a supernatural being has swept humanity away from me. Just as I feel an impending doom looming my shake arrives before me. The light at the end of the tunnel. Almost glistening, begging for me to take a sip. But what I thought was a light, was actually a venomous cruel substance. Shortly after ingesting my stomach began to roar, but this was different than earlier. Instead of a loud bark, this was a welp. A faint groan, almost that of an injured puppy. The shake had entered my temple and was destroying it from the inside out. Pounding against my intestines, I gasp in pain. I cry out but no one is there just my thoughts and the venom that sent me down this path. I am vulnerable. I had lost my money and dignity, in return, I received great sorrow. I will no longer be eating at the wretched place again. Take heed to my tale and tread these waters safe for some will take your money and feed you the...

This establishment is a disgrace to gods green earth. Not only are the shakes you digest repulsive but they are also purely putrid. I don’t need to be an expert to tell that flavoring probably comes from some dollar store packet. Once consuming these products I felt my intestines curling around the toxins you guys call “shakes”. I wouldn’t wish even my worst enemy to consume anything you guys serve. I’m disappointed, disgusted, and frankly astonished that your store has crept its way into my town. Please from the bottom of my heart leave my town and...

Horrible tasting artificial Herbalife pyramid scheme shakes don’t buy there products unless your trying to shorten your lifespan by 10 years at a time. Also the macros are horribly off on these shakes they over scoop they’re more like 400-450 cal per shake and they’re extremely overpriced. If you’re into these “meal replacement shakes” or any type of liquid weight loss products like Herbalife beware it’s short term weight loss you’ll gain it back once you eat...