Teo's — Restaurant in Pittsfield

And on the seventh day...God spent all day in the kitchen creating the perfect hot dog. He then came to America and gave his recipe to Sir Teo, a working class guy at the time. Sir Teo's rise to power is unparalleled. After inventing the wheel and discovering fire he took a hiatus to start brewing the perfect beer to go with his hot dogs. He returned to civilization to lead America to victory in the Revolutionary war, but humbly let his fellow bro GW take the credit. He later began brewing his beer, which won America's best beer in 1893 (the only year he entered his beer into the competition). Throughout the years Sir Teo remained in the background humbly keeping America atop the world. It was in the 1900's he decided mankind was ready to attain the mantle and unveiled his hot dogs to the world by opening Teo's Hotdogs. In the years since opening his world class establishment Sir Teo has toned down his life a little bit but has still had time to take part in such events as inventing baseball, curing Polio, teaching Chuck Norris how to grow a beard, and partaking in Seal Team Six's infiltration of Osama's barracks, where Sir Teo killed Osama Bin Laden with one of Zeus’s lightning bolts, which he won from the big guy in a poker game earlier that night...true story You should take away from this that nothing says America like six with everything and a pitcher of PBR and if you disagree then you sir/madam are un-American and probably worship the devil; hence you should be tried for treason and burned at the stake. For the rest of us, when you enjoy Teo's hot dogs and beer or any of America's lesser privileges tip your hat to Sir Teo because without him none of this would have...

I stood there for 15 mins without any of the staff saying a word to acknowledge my presence. Finally after 20 mins, when an older man sitting at the bar decided he should head home (we had a monster blizzard starting later that day), it seems that my waiting for service was getting on her nerves, so I got the stink eye & was rudely made the statement of, "Do you need anything!" So I placed my order to go, and found out that they only accept cash. No problem, I see the ATM. I go back to use it, but it's out of service. I have to go back to the bank, pull out cash and drive back again. I have my 4 kids in the van all wanting dinner, impatient, whiney and wanting to get home. I got back to the register, had the super happy waitress take my cash right away, then walk off, after I suggested that someone put a sign up about the ATM being out of service. I got a snide "There is one!" Then I stood there, waited another 10 mins, for a young guy to realize I just needed to pick up my order. I looked at both doors for any sign about the ATM, but nothing was posted on either door, except for stickers about credit cards. Food was cold by the time I walked outside. I used to come here w my Grandma, she would have her Budweiser, not the typical family drama, but we had a good time. Those days they had cigarette machines. Now I'm dating myself, I feel extra old... I've not been back for hot dogs since, and unless you're a usual, or don't expect much, don't mind waiting for an extended period of time and getting cold hot dogs, then by all means go for it; but I'm all set. I'll just stick to the...

I was there yesterday. I put in my order in to a very nice young girl with glasses. While she rang me out she let who I to believe is her older sister wearing glasses too, how my order was to be done . not once not twice but three times she very calmly told her sister how I wanted them. Her sister was rude to her gave her snotty remarks at one point threw 4 plain dogs at her and the younger sister just took it trying to be professional. I felt horrible for her. Well after the younger sister told her several times that the dogs were individually wrapped she wrapped them together and didn’t make them the way I ask. I was getting upset but the younger sister told her again how I wanted them instead of just remaking them she decided to unwrap them after they were smushed together where all the toppings were on one dog and the other had nothing on it them and wraps them separate. This was a horrible display of service specially because a lot of people were watching. But Let me make this clear the younger sister did nothing wrong didn’t Retaliate or even say anything rude to her, even though her sister was mistreating her with the highest...