So... McDonalds... This is by far a McDonalds. McDonalds has the things you crave, but it's not going to be free. You will need your wallet. I lied. You don't need your wallet. You can use your phone. But wait, make sure you use the deals. The deals will save you money at McDonalds. When you save money at McDonalds then you will smile. When you smile, Ronald smiles too. Ronald use the app? No. Ronald does not use the app. Ronald is a clown. And though he may seem like just Ronald the McDonalds clown. You will then realize, Ronald is the only clown. Unless you really use your thoughts and analyze Wendy the girl from Wendy's. Wendy might have a crush on Ronald. No one knows. But at least now you can say you've considered the possibility. Stop those bad thoughts of Ronald and Wendy. Ronald is probably 45 years old or so. And Wendy might think about Ronald, however she isn't thinking with her brain. Neither is Ronald. That's a bad thought. Those are private thoughts between Ronald and Wendy. You're a bad review reader. Thinking bad things. If Ronald is smart then he will have good thoughts instead of bad thoughts. Like spying on Wendy when she's cooking Wendy's food. Anyway, I recommend McDonalds. No offense Wendy, I think your cool too. But yea. That's my expert...
   Read moreI pretty much quit eating fast foods a couple years ago. If l do, it's usually when traveling and it's at a Mc Donalds. I really had an urge last night.. And found a Mc D's and did a U turn... I ordered a Big Mac meal. First...no ice at the soda machine. Second, my frys were luke warm and so was my burger with soggy lettuce...another customer found that the soda machine was out of his drink choice. Another complaint was a puddle of liquid the size of a Basket ball in the middle of the walkway between tables, it was left there for the 30 minutes I was there. The girl cleaning tables looked at it and went about her table cleaning duties, stepping over the puddle twice. Sad a very nice looking restaurant with a -3 rating. As a business owner myself, l would appreciate the criticism and use it to make things better. Hope this helps make things better. By the way the server manager was extremely polite and...
   Read moreWhat on earth happened to the McFlurry? It used to be good. Now it is like it is made from pure garbage. Itâs got to be 50% high-fructose corn syrup and the closest it comes to actual dairy may be âbyproductsâ.
Sometimes if I donât coat my old stomach before having two or three old-fashioneds, the liquor will upset my stomach, now that Iâm an old man. That McFlurry sent me screaming for the toilet! It absolutely wrecked me! If was like there was ground glass in the thing. A toxic waste dump in a cup.
How does this even qualify as fit for human consumption. Ahhhh⌠the taste of pure greed and high-octane corporate evil. What Iâd give for a time machine. Instead of food, we now have People Chow, and automated ordering. I guess if there are no human beings in the board room, our needs really do not concern them. âWelcome to the machine.â...
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