I don’t ever give negative reviews for restaurants, but here I am… We went to the avocado for dinner. There are some great Mexican restaurants in the area, but they were already closed. We figured we’d try something new. The server brought us chips and salsa that weren’t bad. We liked them enough that we ordered a nacho appetizer. Our nachos came out and instantly we knew we had made a mistake. They used cheese whiz that you’d slab onto a hot dog. I’ve been to restaurants that use melted queso, but this was the straight up jarred cheese. A minimal amount of the white parts of a tomato were sprinkled on top along with jalapeños and olives. It was pathetic looking dish I ever saw. It tasted the same.

We brought up our concerns to the server. They asked what the issue was and we pointed out that there was barely anything on them other than Kraft cheese whiz. Usually restaurants use real cheese whether it be shredded or melted. We also mentioned there’s usually some meat or guacamole, beans etc. The only option we were given was to upgrade the nachos to include beef and guacamole. That was a different menu item (our mistake). We figured it’d at least make them actual nachos. The server brought the nachos into the kitchen. What came back was even worse.

They loaded it with so much unseasoned ground beef and cheese wiz it completely submerged and drenched the chips making them soggy and incapable of eating or of transporting any of the nacho ingredients into my mouth. It came with a small cup of guacamole that I can’t comment on because I had no chips to eat it with.

Our entrees were delivered to us and at this point I already knew how they’d taste. They weren’t as offensive as the nachos, but they were not good. My Al Pastor burrito was very oily and barely wrapped. I ended up opening the tortilla up and eating the filling. My wife’s chicken salad had chicken that was so dry you’d think it was jerky. This all totaled $65 which is fine dining prices for the most embarrassing meal I’ve ever had. I left feeling scammed.

They had Mexican Coca Cola which is was good.