La Cueva Bar & Restaurant — Restaurant in San Germán

We came here on a recommendation from a local...first mistake. We grabbed a table and tried to order 3 different things, they didn't have 2 of them, so instead of red snapper as I planned on i ended up w a cheeseburger. My wife got the last snapper so she had seafood. Our son ordered a burrito because they didn't have calamari or any shrimp...then we waited while drunk karaoke singer blasted out some bangers...we waited some more to the tune of 1.5 hours....for fish tacos, a cheeseburger, a red snapper and a burrito....in their defense the burger looked and tasted great. Everyone else complained about dry fish, cold fish and flavor less burrito meat. I'm sure the locals dig it and have fun but don't sell yourself as a seafood joint and not have any on the menu...and I don't care what your cooking an hour and a half is far beyond, way too long. Look at any of my other reviews I don't blow people up...it...

I didn't get anything to eat but I did see people's dishes that had ordered while I was there and it looked good. I went to drink and dance and I did both. Music was amazing. They played oldies but goodies. The crowd was older 40+ and...

The staff is friendly and pleasant. The only problem is that since its underground there is no cellphone signal. The mojitos...