Little Caesars Pizza — Restaurant in Stanton

So I walked into Little Caesar’s one Tuesday evening, already suspicious because the air smelled like a wet sock dipped in marinara. I was starving though—like “eat-the-box-too” starving—so I order a Hot-N-Ready. Easy, right?

Wrong.

They hand me this sad excuse for a pizza that looks like it’s been tanning under a 5-watt bulb. I open the box and swear the dough moaned. It was still raw in the middle—like, slime level raw. I poke it with my finger and it jiggles like a Jell-O shot from hell.

So I calmly say, “Hey, I think this might still be dough. Like, living dough. I think it just blinked at me.”

That’s when Todd (name tag said “Assistant Pizza Engineer”) snaps.

He grabs the box back from me like I just insulted his grandmother’s ashes and yells, “YOU DON’T DISS THE CAESAR!”

Before I can blink, he’s swinging the entire pizza like a frisbee of fury—dough flapping, cheese flying off like greasy shrapnel. The pizza slaps me dead in the chest and slowly slides down my shirt like a sad lasagna waterfall. One mushroom sticks to my eyebrow like it’s trying to escape.

Then—and I swear on every breadstick I’ve ever eaten—he yells, “IT’S RAW ON PURPOSE! IT’S ARTISANAL!”

By now, the manager comes out, sees me standing there looking like I just lost a fight to a possessed calzone, and just sighs, “Todd, not again.”

Anyway, they gave me a refund, a coupon for “one emotionally safer pizza,” and I left with dough in my shoe. I still smell like...

Get rid of that archaic alarm system that blasts for 20 minutes at a time overnight, often 2 to 4 times per night. It is a public nuisance and it's been ignored for too long. It gets triggered by even wind, apparently. We're all out of patience next door. The menu light being on all night is bad enough without the added noise pollution. Please be more considerate of the residents around your business. Sleep deprivation causes lots of health issues, not to mention the negative effects it has on autistic residents, like in our house down the street. Please get a new [preferably silent] alarm. EDIT: OVER A YEAR LATER AND IT IS STILL GOING OFF ALL NIGHT AND BEING IGNORED!!! THIS IS NOW 5 YEARS OF NEGLIGENCE!!!! FIX YOUR ALARM, YOU ABSOLUTE...

I went to the Little Caesars in Stanton KY. I used to think they were the best around I live in a different county and would go there just because of the staff and the better pizza. Tonight I ordered and get home to find I did. It get what I ordered. I wanted a veggie pizza and got meat lovers instead. Try to call to let them know of the mistake and they are not even answered phones. Picking up and hanging right back up. I understand they are very busy. But the friendly people were not friendly and the care they once had was gone. And food we got is decent not great. Crazy bread is hard and crunchy. All in all I know I will order again because of nights when so buylsy my self with kids and what not. But really...