Battle Pony — Restaurant in Tallahassee

The bartender, Riley, is a magician. I’m a type 1 diabetic and it can be boring or depressing to go to a cocktail bar because everything always has tons of sugar in it other than, like, a dry martini. It was a quiet night so I asked Riley if he could make something with gin that had negligible sugar in it and he produced first this exquisite gin basil cucumber gimlet with just a touch of elderflower liqueur and then a “smash” with some of the same things plus soda water. He heard me and he made me a drink that wasn’t only accessible to be but also really really delicious - and beautiful. I checked my glucose sensor a couple of times that evening. My blood sugar never budged. Also brilliant for those who just don’t want the extra sugar for whatever health or personal reason. That being said, my husband got a drink that had a toasted marshmallow garnish and he loooved it, too. Lol. Thank you, Riley. We had a wonderful night...

Battle Pony is the most elite establishment within the capitol of our great state of Florida. Be it small, it is MIGHTY! Mostly, due to a master barsmith by the name of Riley. Though he is a man of few words his cocktails speak the story of a thousand millennia. Do not pass up the opportunity to visit this 9th wonder...

I really like this bar. I go into other bars and they play different types of music over the sound system. And I like music of all kinds. But the problem is, other bars don’t play Steely Dan. Battle Pony does, and that makes me like Battle Pony, the Steely...