3-Star Review for Tiny Diner â Greenville, NY âSmall Town Charm with a Side of Tomato Soup (That Thought It Was Marinara)â
Nestled in the quiet charm of Greenville, NY, the Tiny Diner feels like youâve stepped into someoneâs homeâif that someone had a thing for cute country dĂ©cor and a deep fryer. I stopped by for a to-go order and was greeted by a friendly, curious waitress who was so personable, I almost invited her to Thanksgiving.
The mozzarella sticks were golden, crispy, and solid on their ownâbut the marinara sauce? Letâs just say it was less âSunday gravyâ and more âwatery tomato soup having an identity crisis.â No salt, no texture, no depthâif this sauce were a person, it would need a pep talk and a pinch of oregano.
The cheesesteak was the hero of the night. A generous portion, flavorful and satisfying, paired with classic diner fries and a surprisingly decent coleslaw. It was the dish that whispered, âHey, Iâve got you,â after that sauce debacle.
Now, the cheeseburgerâI asked for medium, got well-done. Dry and missing any trace of seasoning. It had a single slice of cheese that looked like it was rationed for war times. On the bright side, the lettuce and tomato were fresh, and it came with the same solid fries and coleslaw. But overall? It felt more âsad school lunchâ than âsmall-town comfort.â
So why three stars? Because the place is adorable, the staff is lovely, and the cheesesteak gives it a fighting chance. But unless they upgrade that marinara from âtomato teaâ to something worthy of dipping,
Would I go back? Maybe. But Iâm bringing my own marinara, just in case.
UPDATE* Tiny Diner, Major Disappointment â Zero Stars If I Could
This was my return visit to The Tiny Diner, hoping to give them a second chance. Well⊠there will not be a third. In fact, Iâm officially changing my original 3-star review to a generous 1 starâonly because Google wonât allow a zero or a negative rating.
From the moment I walked in, it was clear I wasnât exactly welcomed. Unlike my last visit, this time I got the vibe that I was interrupting the staff just by existing. When I asked questions about menu items (as one does when trying to avoid food allergies), I was met with eye rolls and irritation. Newsflash: customers asking about ingredients isnât a personal attackâitâs literally how dining out works.
Letâs start with the food:
Cheesesteak: Where do I begin? One half of the sandwich had beef, the other half had cheeseâlike a sad breakup happening between two hoagie halves. The meat was overcooked, flavorless, and the whole sandwich looked like it lost a bar fight.
French Fries (requested extra hot and crispy): What I got was a soggy, limp potato pile that clearly gave up on life before it reached my plate.
Chicken Souvlaki: Where was the chicken? I needed a microscope to find the meat, and once I did, I regretted it. Dry, overcooked scraps masquerading as protein. The fries were a repeat performanceâanother soggy mess.
Greek Salad: What makes a salad Greek? Apparently not much here. What I received: lettuce, tomato, feta, andâbrace yourselvesâItalian dressing on the side. Missing: cucumbers, olives, stuffed grape leaves, oregano, olive oil, vinegar, Greek dressing, and well⊠any trace of effort.
In summary:
Staff : Rude
Food: Inconsistent, poorly prepared, and flavorless
Atmosphere: Cold
Experience: Regret
Skip the Tiny Diner unless youâre conducting a scientific study on how not to run a restaurant
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I ordered the pea soup with croutons on the side. The soup arrived a few minutes later and I'm glad I ordered the croutons on the side as they were very oily and had a very oily taste to them. The soup was warm not hot, and thin and didn't really have very much flavor unless you count the oily croutons.
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