This review, on it's face, is not what it seems. Read on dear fellow meat-bag jockey, read on.

Of all the beaches on Kauai this is the one that offers stiff, long lasting, undiluted Kauaian flavor.

Pharma-Brohs and Insta-H0es need not apply, and thank Chripes. I'd wager 98% of the village luddites that can afford to vacation on Kauai, can't sustain more than a tenner on this beach. Which makes it a haven away from the godless heathen hords that frequently travel to this island.

Don't come to the "Glass Beach" without an adventurer's spirit, as you can't find the true glass these days without traveling. Second... - the glass directly on "glass beach" is gone, done buried and harvested years ago. You must grasp your black pearls and travel on, to find buried treasure.

This is a legit Kauai goldmine of an experience. If visiting Kauai with a prospective fiance, bring them to this beach for an afternoon of exploration. There are hidden spots be"on"d this beach unlike anywhere else on the island. Spots that can't be seen or heard from the cliffs above. Hidden crevasses, and 🍩 beneath the beautiful blue 🌊, if you take the time to find them... Tide-pools formed with trash of old, and engine blocks galore, I'm told.

If you find my words to be too crip-tique, look south east to the long line boys, you'll see. Follow the tetanus trail to splendor, bring good footwear if you endeavor.

If you find this trashy gold mine I describe, and your prospective to-be wedded lover swears diatribe, then good news I have in-store for you. You've dodged not just one bullet, but two. Because as you age throughout the years, you see idyllic visions of one's life, recede. You come to find that pricy taste, makes waste like a trashy, man-made beach, at sea.

Cheaper cuts is where true flavor lies, and I highly suggest you live your life; interested in this grand curiosity of how time takes us all from living, to sea.

10/10, would tetanus again. For a fun drinking game, take a shot every time you find an engine block.

Enjoy the trip,