Rumors — Attraction in Roseburg

Man, let me tell you about my experience with rumors back in the nineties, that place was packed thursday through saturday, and I mean packed, you couldn't even get on the dance floor if you tried, one night, I came out of there. Of course, always the hottest chick in the bar or should I say atleast i feli felt like it, every song was my favorite song. Always had my drink rum and Coke. What a blast, i came out one night standing outside right at the front. Door and a long white limo, there's parks right there. And to my surprise, that limo door opened and my hand was grabbed and I took off in a limo for the first time in my life, right from the front door of a rumors. Well, I aint gonna get into what happened after that, but what a place it's really sad. I remember when that was first built. the mar far chicken, man that was the best. Let me tell you I give you a 5 because I remember what you were when you first opened. I also remember the family that very first owned it The Chinese mother and father, with a couple girls, we lived right across the street from them. Right there in that little Brown house across from rumors, when I was a little girl, i remember they left their Tennis rackets in the parking lot over there before rumors was even built. And II picked them up and took them back, and that's how we met, plus I used to call my mother at her bar to bring all of us kids food home and these people would let us use their phone because back in the early 80s, when I lived across the street from this family. some people didn't have house phones. You know? of course, I'm too young to get into rumors at the time, but I knew the family that built and owned it, then moved down the road aways when I did turn of age. And went in there and wow, they were money making people back in the day. This is a great place. I really wish they could get this up to par again. Man, it's about who you hire, and it's about the desire because at one time, this was the place that parking lot was packed backed. I have not tried the food in a while. I do not know if the same family owns it. But based on my experience of rumors, it is,...

They call this a "nightclub" when its really just a crummy bar that has a strobe light and plays the music about 10 times louder than it needs to be. The bartenders are always very rude and act like it's a burden to serve you a drink. The drinks are overpriced and taste horrible. Many of the people in there are underage. The bouncers act like tough guys for no reason, which is ironic because they look like out of shape bowls of pudding. The cops are there every weekend. If you order something other than a jack & coke or screwdriver chances are theyll get it wrong and just mix up a drink with juice and alcohol. Music is so loud you can hardly get your drink order across. I've been to every bar in Roseburg, this one is by far the worst and its not even close. This is a bar for immature people and underage kids, save yourself the headache and...

I had been waiting for this day for years... On my sixteenth birthday, I was anxious in anticipation. I approached the door with my fake ID and sharpie beard to make myself look older, ready to have the night of my life. But they wouldn't let me in!!! He said I was, "clearly too young and wouldn't let me in." THE AUDACITY!! So, I did what any self respecting young man would have done... I took the tunnel under Kowloon's and climbed through the ancient chamber of gold into the back room of Rumors. From there, I was able to sneak my way in to the main floor, where I had a pleasant time for about 7 minutes until I was brutally and forcefully removed from the premises. With that, I picked my fake ID and sharpied face up off the ground and walked home. 2/10...