⭐ Honestly, one star is wildly generous—I’d have preferred to launch it into a black hole. But hey, I fell for it. You see a cute spot perched on the edge of a shopping centre and think, “Ah yes, the perfect place to be emotionally betrayed by dairy.” Prices? Ha! As if. This place treats price tags like they’re state secrets. That should've been the first red flag. But no, we ordered a small cup of ice cream. Not two, not three—just one small, diplomatic scoop of white chocolate. I say "white chocolate" for a reason, and trust me, you’ll want to sit down for this next part (unlike the carrot cake, which apparently couldn’t be bothered to join us). We were told, “Sit, I’ll bring it over.” Which I now realise was code for “Let me just forget that forever.” Cocktails? Also no prices. I assume the bill is calculated based on how gullible you look. No carrot cake ever arrived, but the vibes? Oh, they were frosty. A young woman, exuding all the enthusiasm of a Monday morning alarm, pointed me toward the infamous grumpy man mentioned in every review. And lo and behold, he didn’t disappoint: “€8.50—no wait, €9.00… because of the flavours.” One scoop. One. Flavour. White chocolate. This wasn’t a tasting menu, mate—it was a dairy...
Read moreWe got two delish fraps here. Highly recommend for coffee between shopping. We got scammed from the churros stand across from this cafe( its called Artisanol homemade Churros). Whilst enjoying our coffee, I saw this stand and said I'd grab some to enjoy with our delish fraps. The lady charged me 10e for churros and then when I asked for chocolate sauce, she asked me for 5e more! Wouldn't give me chocolate sauce until I paid 5e on top of the 10e I just paid. I refused. Went back to this cafe with my 10e churros that were so hard I couldn't eat them so ended up leaving them tbh. Thankfully the fraps from here were so delish they cooled me down literally. Anyway, please don't make the same mistake as us. Just giving...
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Extortionate prices! We ordered a coffee with milk, but the waiter listed 10 different types of coffee. We ordered a cappuccino, but we paid for an extended cappuccino for 4 euros. We also ordered milk for the child. bill 2.5 euros. The waiter played a loud tiktok above our heads and sang to himself. We didn't dare order any sweets because the prices were 2x to 3x more expensive than in any of the most touristic spots...
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