Vape Up Cafe - Smoke Shop & Kratom Bar — Local services in Haines City

I usually try to support local businesses, but I draw the line at ones run by folks who treat science like a personal attack and patriotism like a personality trait.

Let’s just say the owners have… strong beliefs. The kind you usually hear shouted from a folding chair at a school board meeting, not quietly held. If you enjoy conversations that start with “I’m not racist, but—” and end with someone blaming the deep state for gas prices, you might feel right at home.

Not sure what they’re selling inside the shop, but outside? It’s mostly ego, misinformation, and a desperate need to feel oppressed.

There are plenty of vape shops in town that don’t double as alt-right starter packs. I’ll spend my money somewhere that doesn’t feel like a fundraiser for the next attempted insurrection or funding the wife’s “personal security” detail she takes around town to harass citizens.

But hey—support...

Let me tell you a little something about Vape up… It’s one of the most friendly, upbeat vibes I’ve ever experienced in almost any establishments. This is a really nice chill spot after a long day at work, and just wanting to sit down, relax, and enjoy a nice cup of Kratom. They have so many variety of flavors, coffee beverages, and foreign snacks that make you wanna stay. The Vape choices are AMAZING, and they’re always giving fire recommendations. The owners and workers are doing a great job keeping this place together. They found a loyal customer with me. Keep up the great work.

Shout out to the people killing it and making it happen! JC, Mike, Memo, Melissa, and Jocelyn! Thanks for making this spot a memorable experience for me every time I go through...

For all the positive reviews, I must have been there on a bad evening! Went in for vape juice for pain and was told I needed a $120 bottle of juice! ok, I knew the name on the bottle was what I was looking for, however, when I got home, I realized it was a boost (an additive to juices)...not the actual juice, wow, and then I was told that a machine of some kind would be best for me, but buddy, I am very familiar with CBD and thanks to a place in Corinth Texas, I know where not to go back too, I was just too trusting that everyone working in a CBD store knows what they are talking about, not here!....NOT...