Tena Pro Nails — Local services in San Francisco

Pedicure Sorcery & Nail Wizardry After what can only be described as a tragic saga—50+ salons, tears of frustration, and enough regrets to fill an entire season of a nail salon reality show, I stumbled upon something that can only be described as divine intervention: Tena Pro Nails. Then, like a shimmering beacon in a sea of mediocrity, I found this wondrous place! And let me tell you, it was less of a discovery and more of a revelation.

Let me tell you a tale, A tale of the abomination that were "allegedly" my feet. They used to be a tragic mess—drier than the Sahara Desert, more cracks than Humpty Dumpty, rougher than the sea in a hurricane, and if they were of royal blood, they would have been mummified LONG before their demise.  I mean... what would YOU expect when my feet were basically screaming for mercy while locked in shackles of ugliness—forced to endure nail technicians feeding me lies and slander about why they were beyond saving? It was like a poorly written horror film called "The Pedicure Chainsaw Massacre" 😱

💀 Enter Nancy. 💀 With the precision of a surgeon and the kindness of an angel, she worked her magic. This wasn't just a pedicure; it was a full-scale emergency rescue mission. My feet—once the shame of my existence—are now something I actually want to show off.

🚨 I CAN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS AGAIN. 🚨

Now let's talk about ingrown toenails. 😬🤢 On second thought... let’s not. 😅 Because ever since I started coming here, I haven't had a single one. Coincidence? I think not! 😼

Manicure Mastery Their manicure skills? NEXT LEVEL. Crystal gel nails from other salons have the lifespan of a mayfly—beautiful, but gone in a week. At Tena Pro Nails, they last a full month. No chips. No issues...Just really long weird ugly looking month old nails that I haven't tended to like a normal person would... But at least these features are beneath the beautiful manicure I got a month prior, shining just as bright as day 1. These aren’t just nails; they are THE CAT'S MEOW. Or maybe... a cat's nails? 🤔 Purrfectly sharp! 😺 (👈 Metaphorical pun referring to how amazing your nails will look. Unless you actually want them to be super sharp, in which case, Tena Pro Nails CAN and WILL make it happen)

And dare I say… they've NAILED it. 😏💅 (Yes, I went there.)

What truly sets this place apart isn’t just the expert craftsmanship—it’s the personal touch. They don’t just remember your name; they remember the little things. Like how I insist on having them draw a tiny dragon on my nail... because why not?! And somehow, all this magical transformation is still reasonably priced. It makes me want to stand on a rooftop and scream: 🎤 "HEY EVERYONE! Tena Pro Nails is proof that you CAN have beautiful nails and great service—without having to auction off a kidney!" 🎤😵

Worth the Drive, Every Time 🚗 I DRIVE TWO HOURS FROM MONTEREY TO SAN FRANCISCO—and it's specifically for this salon. Honestly, that fact alone should tell you everything. Okay, okay, there is one downside… Sometimes, finding a parking spot feels like trying to solve the expert adult version of "Where's Waldo." 😮‍💨 BUT—the safety of the neighborhood and the anticipation of perfect nails make it worth the effort. 😏

Final Verdict? Look No Further. In a world overflowing with nail torture chambers, Tena Pro Nails is THE ONLY PLACE FOR ME. Expert nail care, a warm and welcoming atmosphere, and a team that actually listens to what you want—hey! You can finally stop suffering.

Without Tena Pro Nails, my hands would look like they should be chopped off for their damnation to society, and my feet would still look like I was walking on eggshells... made of glass. 😵💅

PS: About those blasphemous 4 star reviews trashing this place? Yeah, they were obviously talking about some other, far less qualified salon. It’s clear those people don’t believe in magic—or have never been to Disneyland©️—because the nail technicians here are nothing less than...

⚡ NAIL GODS ⚡

💀 Bow before them… or suffer through life with nails gloved...

Super friendly staff. Very poor craftmanship. I paid $110 for my daughter an myself to get our nals done and I left extremely disappointed. Lumps in the acrylic, crooked nails, nails that dont fully match the size of your own nailbed and mixmatched "matching designs". I now have to find someone to fix this tom foolery on my hands. NEVER will I go there for...

My experience here was mediocre I gave the two stars because of the inconsiderate method they take cuatomers. You have a list to sign up but for whatever reason a polish change over rides a fill in. The ladies were very kind and the environment clean so, maybe an appointment might be the smarter choice. I might come back as the nail work was...