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El Jannah Chicken Melbourne CBD
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Home of the popular charcoal chicken & garlic sauce for dine-in, takeaway or delivery.
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Melbourne Visitor Hub
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Entermission Melbourne CBD - VR Escape Rooms
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City Gallery
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270 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
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Grand Hyatt Melbourne
123 Collins St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
Causeway Inn On The Mall
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Citadines on Bourke Melbourne
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El Jannah Chicken Melbourne CBD

158 Swanston St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
4.6(683)
Open until 2:00 AM
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Home of the popular charcoal chicken & garlic sauce for dine-in, takeaway or delivery.

attractions: Athenaeum Theatre, Melbourne Town Hall, Regent Theatre, Joy Tour, Melbourne Visitor Hub, Titanic, A Voyage through time VR - Melbourne, Manchester Unity Building, Entermission Melbourne CBD - VR Escape Rooms, St Paul's Cathedral, Melbourne, City Gallery, restaurants: Izakaya Domo Eastend, Crossways Vegetarian and Vegan Restaurant, Grill'd Burgers - Swanston Street, Vapiano Bourke Street Mall, Soi 38 Melbourne, Gopals, Ho Liao Melbourne, Jian Cha Tea 见茶山 (เจี้ยนชา) Elizabeth St., Cabinet Bar & Balcony, ARU Restaurant, local businesses: Arima Spa, Tivoli Arcade, Minotaur Entertainment, Bourke St Mart, Mann Travel, Bourke Street Mall, Bunyip Tours - Sightseeing Melbourne, Metro Hobbies, JB Hi-Fi City - Bourke Street, Dr Boom Communications Melbourne CBD (Bourke Street)
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Phone
+61 2 7908 5476
Website
eljannah.com.au
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Fri10 AM - 2 AMOpen

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Featured dishes

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1/4 Chicken Deluxe Meal
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1/2 Chicken Deluxe Meal
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1/4 Chicken Meal
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1/2 Chicken Meal
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Whole Chicken Meal
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Family Feast
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Mixed Chicken Meal
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Family XXL
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Chicken & Burger Meal
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Crispy Mixed Pieces (8pcs)
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Tenders (10pcs)
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EJ Bites
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Fried Box
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Crispy Box
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Charcoal Box
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Charcoal Chicken Roll
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Falafel Roll
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Roll Pack
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Hot Chip Roll
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Chicken Skewer Roll (Tawouk)
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Crispy Chicken Burger
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Grilled Chicken Burger
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Garlic Chicken Sesame Pocket (Kaki)
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Chilli Chicken Sesame Pocket (Kaki)
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OG Cheese Sesame Pocket (Kaki)
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Coleslaw
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Fattoush
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Chicken Salad
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Tabouli
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Legendary Garlic Sauce
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Hommous
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Babaghanouj
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Pickles
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Chips
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Choc Hazelnut Profiteroles
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Pistachio Profiteroles
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Mixed Profiteroles

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Live events

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Nearby attractions of El Jannah Chicken Melbourne CBD

Athenaeum Theatre

Melbourne Town Hall

Regent Theatre

Joy Tour

Melbourne Visitor Hub

Titanic, A Voyage through time VR - Melbourne

Manchester Unity Building

Entermission Melbourne CBD - VR Escape Rooms

St Paul's Cathedral, Melbourne

City Gallery

Athenaeum Theatre

Athenaeum Theatre

4.4

(1.3K)

Open 24 hours
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Melbourne Town Hall

Melbourne Town Hall

4.6

(325)

Open until 5:00 PM
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Regent Theatre

Regent Theatre

4.7

(2.1K)

Open 24 hours
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Joy Tour

Joy Tour

5.0

(1.6K)

Open until 6:00 PM
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Nearby restaurants of El Jannah Chicken Melbourne CBD

Izakaya Domo Eastend

Crossways Vegetarian and Vegan Restaurant

Grill'd Burgers - Swanston Street

Vapiano Bourke Street Mall

Soi 38 Melbourne

Gopals

Ho Liao Melbourne

Jian Cha Tea 见茶山 (เจี้ยนชา) Elizabeth St.

Cabinet Bar & Balcony

ARU Restaurant

Izakaya Domo Eastend

Izakaya Domo Eastend

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(215)

Open until 3:00 PM
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Crossways Vegetarian and Vegan Restaurant

Crossways Vegetarian and Vegan Restaurant

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(1.0K)

Open until 8:00 PM
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Grill'd Burgers - Swanston Street

Grill'd Burgers - Swanston Street

4.8

(17)

Open until 12:00 AM
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Vapiano Bourke Street Mall

Vapiano Bourke Street Mall

4.5

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Open until 10:30 PM
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Nearby local services of El Jannah Chicken Melbourne CBD

Arima Spa

Tivoli Arcade

Minotaur Entertainment

Bourke St Mart

Mann Travel

Bourke Street Mall

Bunyip Tours - Sightseeing Melbourne

Metro Hobbies

JB Hi-Fi City - Bourke Street

Dr Boom Communications Melbourne CBD (Bourke Street)

Arima Spa

Arima Spa

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(81)

Click for details
Tivoli Arcade

Tivoli Arcade

4.0

(1.2K)

Click for details
Minotaur Entertainment

Minotaur Entertainment

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Click for details
Bourke St Mart

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P LiP Li
EI Jannah Chicken . Wow wow you guys are absolutely incredible in so many aspects. From the shop layout.( thank thankyou for the attention to details of the need for the disable customers, wheelchair chair or my shopping trolley can go to to enjoy the beautiful chicken) sorry i am joking about the shopping trolley . ) also I would like to mention the disabled bathroom and the facility of the other general public bathroom is very well done set up. OK pay with my place the bathroom only for the customer dining or take away of that beautiful chicken to use not for the general public to go into use them bathroom please. OK, let’s get back to your short name. Wow that’s really really impressive even though I don’t know how to pronounce that name but fantastic choice of your brand, that strategy marketing is really well done guys. I love it. For the food, oh my God, the quality and presentation of the grilled chicken, chips , salads are very satisfying. Me and my cousin 2 people only ordered the whole chicken set meals $47 . We are so happy and love every single minute of our dinning experience. You guys are far much more than those gigantic franchise chicken’s brand…. I guess you guys must know which one I’m talking about right you know the land is really big you know land ha ha ) also I would like to say thank you for the proportion of the chicken and of course the genius idea of offering which part of the chicken we like it more. The garlic source is very delicious and my advice is not to spend 2 dollars for the extra source, or maybe next time i will add 2 dollar for another source instead as I like different types of sources. But anyway, your chicken is very good to just eat without any sauces . Thank you. Finally, the last but not least I would like to special mention the handsome Asian staff I don’t know his name, but he is very hospitable from the first second we arrive to your store. He’s got beautiful Smile and productive. He introduced the store to us and how to order with the machine. He came to my table to let me know it will take 10 mins for my meal. And he is very caring and extremely polite and helpful . I can see he treat all the customers like his friends or family. He doesn’t just do his job, He treats his job like his own business which is the right attitude. He is the boss of his job. A workplace like his home. He welcome every single customers with his heart. We definitely will visit you so soon well done.El Jannah Chicken. Maybe call you a Phoenix not a little chicken …lol I wish your business just like the fitness fries as high as like in the galaxy. Love P.L
Jonno RobinJonno Robin
Scroll of Appraisal — El Jannah of the Central District In the city of Melburnium, where toga’d citizens wander betwixt temples of commerce and arcane coffee stalls, there did arise a new eatery — El Jannah, beloved across the provinces for its holy sauce of garlic and its flame-kissed offerings of poultry. And lo! Thine humble narrator, a devout follower of the cult of Charcoal Chicken, did hasten thither upon news of its opening. Yet what met mine eyes and belly was… a trial befitting the Twelve Labours. The Waiting of Time: I stood among fellow plebeians, stomach groaning like a Roman aqueduct in drought. The wait, no less than fifteen full minutes, stretched long as the Ides of March. A citizen nearby did exclaim, “What sorcery is this? Do they slaughter the fowl anew each order?” And we all did nod solemnly. The Poultry, Maimed and Confused: What was handed unto me bore resemblance to a chicken breast, yet its proportions were small and ill-formed, as though ’twere cleft by an apprentice with a butter knife. I returned it to the counter, whispering, “Rectify this dishonour.” The Burger - Arid as the Sahara of Numidia: This sandwich, meant to be a beacon of joy, was instead a desert mirage. The meat within? Drier than Cicero’s wit after a Senate debate. Chips and Implements of War: The potatoes? Bare of salt and dignity. And the fork? Wooden and treacherous, snapping like Brutus in the Forum. Left with no choice, I dined as the barbarian tribes do — with bare hands and whispered regret. The Verdict of the Forum: III Stars of V Though the experience bore trials akin to crossing the Rubicon blindfolded, I, ever loyal to House El Jannah, offer three stars. For all new ventures stumble before they stride like Augustus through the Palatine. I shall return, for I believe in redemption — and creamy gravy.
Mr. GlassMr. Glass
the service was very good a little girl named lili served me and was very patient with my order even though my twin brother has down syndrome. he was diagnosed at a very young age, it was before either of us knew what it meant. when i found out i asked my parents and they told me that it just meant he was special, but as we grew older i found out. even though my brother couldn’t always express himself in words, i knew that he loved me. the other day i was playing a game of basketball which i do weekly when my coach pulled me aside, he told me that i needed to see him about my performance after the game( i didn’t play a minute after that) i must admit that i was very scared at first, but when he spoke to me in a gentle soft tone i knew not to be. but after the basketball talk ended he started telling me how my muscles would be tender after a big game like that. i was creeped out after he started massaging me, but i then got into it because of how soothing it actually was, then, today after school i went to el jannah and the food and service was amazing ten out of ten i would definately recommend to anyone looking for a quality chicken spot on the go. the chicken was so tender and juicy and nothing could compare in my mind. i love el jannah and the chicken they have. another factor of my review would need to be the ambience of the store it was brutal ten out of ten el jannah you’ve done it again
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EI Jannah Chicken . Wow wow you guys are absolutely incredible in so many aspects. From the shop layout.( thank thankyou for the attention to details of the need for the disable customers, wheelchair chair or my shopping trolley can go to to enjoy the beautiful chicken) sorry i am joking about the shopping trolley . ) also I would like to mention the disabled bathroom and the facility of the other general public bathroom is very well done set up. OK pay with my place the bathroom only for the customer dining or take away of that beautiful chicken to use not for the general public to go into use them bathroom please. OK, let’s get back to your short name. Wow that’s really really impressive even though I don’t know how to pronounce that name but fantastic choice of your brand, that strategy marketing is really well done guys. I love it. For the food, oh my God, the quality and presentation of the grilled chicken, chips , salads are very satisfying. Me and my cousin 2 people only ordered the whole chicken set meals $47 . We are so happy and love every single minute of our dinning experience. You guys are far much more than those gigantic franchise chicken’s brand…. I guess you guys must know which one I’m talking about right you know the land is really big you know land ha ha ) also I would like to say thank you for the proportion of the chicken and of course the genius idea of offering which part of the chicken we like it more. The garlic source is very delicious and my advice is not to spend 2 dollars for the extra source, or maybe next time i will add 2 dollar for another source instead as I like different types of sources. But anyway, your chicken is very good to just eat without any sauces . Thank you. Finally, the last but not least I would like to special mention the handsome Asian staff I don’t know his name, but he is very hospitable from the first second we arrive to your store. He’s got beautiful Smile and productive. He introduced the store to us and how to order with the machine. He came to my table to let me know it will take 10 mins for my meal. And he is very caring and extremely polite and helpful . I can see he treat all the customers like his friends or family. He doesn’t just do his job, He treats his job like his own business which is the right attitude. He is the boss of his job. A workplace like his home. He welcome every single customers with his heart. We definitely will visit you so soon well done.El Jannah Chicken. Maybe call you a Phoenix not a little chicken …lol I wish your business just like the fitness fries as high as like in the galaxy. Love P.L
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Scroll of Appraisal — El Jannah of the Central District In the city of Melburnium, where toga’d citizens wander betwixt temples of commerce and arcane coffee stalls, there did arise a new eatery — El Jannah, beloved across the provinces for its holy sauce of garlic and its flame-kissed offerings of poultry. And lo! Thine humble narrator, a devout follower of the cult of Charcoal Chicken, did hasten thither upon news of its opening. Yet what met mine eyes and belly was… a trial befitting the Twelve Labours. The Waiting of Time: I stood among fellow plebeians, stomach groaning like a Roman aqueduct in drought. The wait, no less than fifteen full minutes, stretched long as the Ides of March. A citizen nearby did exclaim, “What sorcery is this? Do they slaughter the fowl anew each order?” And we all did nod solemnly. The Poultry, Maimed and Confused: What was handed unto me bore resemblance to a chicken breast, yet its proportions were small and ill-formed, as though ’twere cleft by an apprentice with a butter knife. I returned it to the counter, whispering, “Rectify this dishonour.” The Burger - Arid as the Sahara of Numidia: This sandwich, meant to be a beacon of joy, was instead a desert mirage. The meat within? Drier than Cicero’s wit after a Senate debate. Chips and Implements of War: The potatoes? Bare of salt and dignity. And the fork? Wooden and treacherous, snapping like Brutus in the Forum. Left with no choice, I dined as the barbarian tribes do — with bare hands and whispered regret. The Verdict of the Forum: III Stars of V Though the experience bore trials akin to crossing the Rubicon blindfolded, I, ever loyal to House El Jannah, offer three stars. For all new ventures stumble before they stride like Augustus through the Palatine. I shall return, for I believe in redemption — and creamy gravy.
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the service was very good a little girl named lili served me and was very patient with my order even though my twin brother has down syndrome. he was diagnosed at a very young age, it was before either of us knew what it meant. when i found out i asked my parents and they told me that it just meant he was special, but as we grew older i found out. even though my brother couldn’t always express himself in words, i knew that he loved me. the other day i was playing a game of basketball which i do weekly when my coach pulled me aside, he told me that i needed to see him about my performance after the game( i didn’t play a minute after that) i must admit that i was very scared at first, but when he spoke to me in a gentle soft tone i knew not to be. but after the basketball talk ended he started telling me how my muscles would be tender after a big game like that. i was creeped out after he started massaging me, but i then got into it because of how soothing it actually was, then, today after school i went to el jannah and the food and service was amazing ten out of ten i would definately recommend to anyone looking for a quality chicken spot on the go. the chicken was so tender and juicy and nothing could compare in my mind. i love el jannah and the chicken they have. another factor of my review would need to be the ambience of the store it was brutal ten out of ten el jannah you’ve done it again
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Reviews of El Jannah Chicken Melbourne CBD

4.6
(683)
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4.0
24w

EI Jannah Chicken . Wow wow you guys are absolutely incredible in so many aspects. From the shop layout.( thank thankyou for the attention to details of the need for the disable customers, wheelchair chair or my shopping trolley can go to to enjoy the beautiful chicken) sorry i am joking about the shopping trolley . ) also I would like to mention the disabled bathroom and the facility of the other general public bathroom is very well done set up. OK pay with my place the bathroom only for the customer dining or take away of that beautiful chicken to use not for the general public to go into use them bathroom please.

OK, let’s get back to your short name. Wow that’s really really impressive even though I don’t know how to pronounce that name but fantastic choice of your brand, that strategy marketing is really well done guys. I love it.

For the food, oh my God, the quality and presentation of the grilled chicken, chips , salads are very satisfying. Me and my cousin 2 people only ordered the whole chicken set meals $47 . We are so happy and love every single minute of our dinning experience. You guys are far much more than those gigantic franchise chicken’s brand…. I guess you guys must know which one I’m talking about right you know the land is really big you know land ha ha ) also I would like to say thank you for the proportion of the chicken and of course the genius idea of offering which part of the chicken we like it more. The garlic source is very delicious and my advice is not to spend 2 dollars for the extra source, or maybe next time i will add 2 dollar for another source instead as I like different types of sources. But anyway, your chicken is very good to just eat without any sauces . Thank you.

Finally, the last but not least I would like to special mention the handsome Asian staff I don’t know his name, but he is very hospitable from the first second we arrive to your store. He’s got beautiful Smile and productive. He introduced the store to us and how to order with the machine. He came to my table to let me know it will take 10 mins for my meal. And he is very caring and extremely polite and helpful . I can see he treat all the customers like his friends or family. He doesn’t just do his job, He treats his job like his own business which is the right attitude. He is the boss of his job. A workplace like his home. He welcome every single customers with his heart. We definitely will visit you so soon well done.El Jannah Chicken.

Maybe call you a Phoenix not a little chicken …lol I wish your business just like the fitness fries as high as like in the...

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3.0
34w

Scroll of Appraisal — El Jannah of the Central District

In the city of Melburnium, where toga’d citizens wander betwixt temples of commerce and arcane coffee stalls, there did arise a new eatery — El Jannah, beloved across the provinces for its holy sauce of garlic and its flame-kissed offerings of poultry.

And lo! Thine humble narrator, a devout follower of the cult of Charcoal Chicken, did hasten thither upon news of its opening. Yet what met mine eyes and belly was… a trial befitting the Twelve Labours.

The Waiting of Time: I stood among fellow plebeians, stomach groaning like a Roman aqueduct in drought. The wait, no less than fifteen full minutes, stretched long as the Ides of March. A citizen nearby did exclaim, “What sorcery is this? Do they slaughter the fowl anew each order?” And we all did nod solemnly.

The Poultry, Maimed and Confused: What was handed unto me bore resemblance to a chicken breast, yet its proportions were small and ill-formed, as though ’twere cleft by an apprentice with a butter knife. I returned it to the counter, whispering, “Rectify this dishonour.”

The Burger - Arid as the Sahara of Numidia: This sandwich, meant to be a beacon of joy, was instead a desert mirage. The meat within? Drier than Cicero’s wit after a Senate debate.

Chips and Implements of War: The potatoes? Bare of salt and dignity. And the fork? Wooden and treacherous, snapping like Brutus in the Forum. Left with no choice, I dined as the barbarian tribes do — with bare hands and whispered regret.

The Verdict of the Forum: III Stars of V Though the experience bore trials akin to crossing the Rubicon blindfolded, I, ever loyal to House El Jannah, offer three stars. For all new ventures stumble before they stride like Augustus through the Palatine.

I shall return, for I believe in redemption — and...

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5.0
17w

the service was very good a little girl named lili served me and was very patient with my order even though my twin brother has down syndrome. he was diagnosed at a very young age, it was before either of us knew what it meant. when i found out i asked my parents and they told me that it just meant he was special, but as we grew older i found out. even though my brother couldn’t always express himself in words, i knew that he loved me. the other day i was playing a game of basketball which i do weekly when my coach pulled me aside, he told me that i needed to see him about my performance after the game( i didn’t play a minute after that) i must admit that i was very scared at first, but when he spoke to me in a gentle soft tone i knew not to be. but after the basketball talk ended he started telling me how my muscles would be tender after a big game like that. i was creeped out after he started massaging me, but i then got into it because of how soothing it actually was, then, today after school i went to el jannah and the food and service was amazing ten out of ten i would definately recommend to anyone looking for a quality chicken spot on the go. the chicken was so tender and juicy and nothing could compare in my mind. i love el jannah and the chicken they have. another factor of my review would need to be the ambience of the store it was brutal ten out of ten el jannah you’ve...

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