Avoid This Place at All Costs! This establishment is an absolute joke. We've ordered from here multiple times, and every time has been a complete gamble. The most recent disaster was when we called in for a deliveryâonly to be told by the new, rude employee that they donât deliver to our address. Mind you, this is the THIRD time we've ordered from them, and they've delivered to us without issue before. So what gives? Are the employees allowed to decide on a whim whether they feel like doing their job or not? Itâs beyond frustrating to have to jump through hoops for basic service. One day theyâll deliver, and the next day, apparently, itâs not their problem anymore. Our address is only 10 minutes awayâthis is not some remote locationâbut they act like theyâre sending the pizza to another state! How does that even make sense? When I brought up the absurdity of their policies, the employee arrogantly brushed me off, even telling me to go ahead and write a review if I wanted to. Well, here it is. The lack of professionalism at this place is astounding. It's almost as if the employees are free to do whatever they want without any oversight. One day, you might get a pizza; the next day, youâll get an attitude and a "Sorry, we donât deliver there today". Letâs talk about the business itself: itâs always dead when weâve picked up before. Youâd think they'd be eager for every customer they can get. But nope. They clearly couldnât care less if you ever come back. How bad do things have to be for you to literally tell your customers, âGo ahead and leave a bad reviewâ? I wouldnât trust them to deliver a pizza to my dog, let alone to my house. This place has no consistency, no professionalism, and no respect for their customers. Save yourself the headacheâfind a place that values your business. This one...
   Read moreI am writing this strapped down to my Toilet at midnight. I am strapped down to avoid flying into space faster than a space ex starship rocket. This restaurant really should be called pukey johns or crappy johns. My wife order a stuffed crust Hawaiian, and a pepperoni pizza for our kids. I foolishly ate two and a half slices , and here I am...
Let me assure you we don't need to call Scooby doo and those pesky kids, the only thing I ate was this fabulous pizza. I am certain it is what bursting from my chest like the first face hugger in aliens.
The pizza did not taste off, but after I finished eating it I had this strange premonition . It's like the good Lord was warning me that I had strayed into darkness and a reckoning was coming. Fast forward to the present as I write this review of Papa John's, where I am puking into a garbage can while blasting my toilet harder then 100 Ukrainian drones at a Russian Air Field.
If you have never experienced explosive diarrhea paired with projectile vomiting, you should order a stuff crust Hawaiian from poopy johns! Truthfully though, You probably should order from somewhere else, I know I certainly won't ever eat this...
   Read moreI myself have never had papa johns before yesterday. But everyone I know has raved about how good they are. I ordered a half and half pizza-half Hawaiian and half the works because my husband and I have very different tastes. I hate mushrooms and olives. Well even though our label said what it should have been, it most definitely was not. The whole pizza was littered with olives and mushrooms,it was the worksâŚon the whole pizza unfortunately. So I spent my dinner time picking out all the stuff I didnât like leaving me with basically some bread and sauce and maybe a bit of cheese. I still ate it, so it wasnât that bad⌠but just wasnât a good first experience! The cheesy bread and marinara was...
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