Starbucks — Restaurant in Courtenay

I arrived at this seemingly normal Starbucks at 4am from a red eye flight. There were gargoyles at the main entrance but I brushed it off. I ordered a milkshake but when the barista went to the kitchen to fetch my order I heard a blood curdling scream. Breaking the ‘no going into the kitchen if you aren’t an employee’ rule I rushed into the kitchen and saw that a gang of Gargoyles that were holding the staff hostage. Pulling out my .009 I shot one of the Gargoyles in the head. He collapsed in a pile of rubble. The others took notice of me and ran at me with machetes and baseball bats. I kept firing my gun, killing a few but there was just too many. They swiped at me but I luckily dodged out of the way. I ducked behind a door and was about to snipe another gargoyle, but I as I clicked the trigger I was severely disappointed. I was out of bullets! I desperately looked around for a weapon to use but in my haste I had drawn gargoyles to my location! They swiped at me. I dodged. I threw a punch at him. My hand struck his hard concrete face and I broke my wrist. Holding back my agony like a sigma, I backed out of the Starbucks with the Massive gargoyle standing over me menacingly. “You killed my friends, my family, everyone I knew and loved, dead at your hands. You’re going to pay…” He growled in a deep guttural voice. Suddenly, the red sun peeked over the horizon. “Noo… The sun- it burns… AAGGGHHH”. And the leader of the gargoyles had been slain at the hands of the sun. But as I was patting myself on the back for thwarting the leader of gargoyles, a 45-pound boulder of concrete fell from the dying creature onto my head, and I woke up in the ER room 6 hours later. Nevertheless, this place is now my go- to spot for Fast Food and was the most fun I’ve had eating since the Travis Scott...

I had to listen to hens clucking while waiting for my drink. When ordering a large, I don't expect a small in my cup. $8.00 for a 1/4 cup of Salted Caramel Frappuccino and whip cream (half a cup)..Guy at cash and lady in the back gets the stars for having to put up with the smack talking co_workers (critical thinking is not required to work at Starbucks)...after realizing that she should have been listening to the guy at cash, she corrects the order...makes me a 5oz frappuccino in my grande mug and fills the rest with cream...you are disappointing.

To the real lady who was working in the back and who was nice enough to help...

The new remodelling of Crown Isle Plaza Starbucks has been in favour of the drive thru audience. 3 stools for patrons inside, outside patio remains unaffected and is quite large. There is 2/3 of the space in the room m given to employees to work, while customers inside get a 1/3 shared with a mobile pickup line, gift shelving, order/pickup line waste containers, and a short window table at 6 feet long and 3 stools. For a company pushing green, this new concept is far from green. They obviously do not want customers taking up space! Milano’s near the hospital is getting my...