Absolutely brutal. If you want to go stand in line for 2 hours while you watch dozens of people leave and wonโt let people in, while watching the security guard power trip like heโs protecting the president, then this is the place for you!
Me and a group of friends decided to go to The Goat. We stood in line for 2 HOURS! We moved about 15 feet the whole time while we watch the security guard let a select people in who came from nowhere. What a waste of a night. The security guard (whoโs ego is so big that the Gray Goat might have to expand the square footage just so it could fit) kept coming up with BRUTAL excuses of why people couldnโt go in that didnโt even make sense. The place WASNโT EVEN BUSY INSIDE. When people were leaving I had asked them whatโs going on in there and they said, and I quote โThereโs no one in there, itโs so dead. This place is a joke, go somewhere elseโ. So I donโt know what the owners and security guards are smoking there but I would assume itโs very strong.
I could say many more brutal things about this place but you get my point. That place was a laughing stock by the end of the night. I voiced my opinion out to the security guard that this bar needs to figure itโs sh!t out as we left because we were tired of waiting and I was rushed to the hospital from a severe swollen hand from all the high fives I received. So needless to say Iโm speaking for everyone when I am writing this. DO....
ย ย ย Read moreI havenโt been to this pub in at least ten years. I was a little shocked to see the state of it now. I hadnโt eaten all day and was starving so I ordered a shepherds yorkie? Yorkshire? because I love shepherds pie. Unfortunately what I received was not what was written on the menu. The menu stated, and Iโm paraphrasing here, shepherds pie served in a warm Yorkshire bowl with a side of fresh sautรฉed vegetables. What I received was a microwaved, frozen Yorkshire shell that was hard as a rock filled with the saltiest meat goo from a bag with no identifiable vegetables in it, topped with two ice cream scoops of mashed potatoes with a side of still partially frozen vegetables that never came close to a sautรฉ pan. I am not a complainer about such things so much as I am a retainer of information that can be used and passed on to others. I have been to some of the seediest pubs in the world and still, they served better food than this. I suspect that nothing is made in house and every item on the menu sits in a freezer until ordered. Clearly, whoever prepared this meal gave up a long time ago. The only redeeming quality to this pub was my server. Very friendly and astute but Iโm having a hard time finding another reason to recommend this pub. Two stars for cleanliness and food and Iโll give โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ...
ย ย ย Read moreIf I could rate this place a 0 I would.
Basically; we were in line to get upstairs and this absolutely coked out guy tried to fight a guy in front of us in line and he got kicked out but then they let him back inside like 4 times and made him leave so many times but heโd always end up back and try to hurt people
Also, coked out guys friend tried to smash a bottle over my friends head. Not only physically abusing my friend, she started verbally abusing my friend by calling her ugly and threatening to hurt her. we told the security guard and he did nothing even though he said he would.
Once we were upstairs, the coked out dude came upstairs at least four times and would try to fight people. Security guards did nothing. And then his friend who was a girl started to try to fight our girl friends. She smashed a bottle annd tried to stab our friend with it who had nothing to do with here. Then she grabbed other friends hair and Pulled it to the ground. She also scratched our friend in the eye and the neck and she has marks from it. Again security guards did nothing. And this girls other friends started to fight our guy friends but they were so coked out they wouldnโt do anything.
Overall, the security guards suck here. Knocking my friends tooth out is just not...
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