Alex Kebab & Baar — Restaurant in Tallinn

The worst place I've ever been to! Okay, the interior looks good. But when you go inside first it's cold there, secondly toilet is dirty. Okay, I can live with that but what I never forget is their kitchen- I ordered a wrap (called Kebabirull) and I ate it all. After a few hours I felt really sick (food poisoning). I was vomiting all my rest of the evening. I really don't know what kind meat they're using there but it seems not to be fresh. After all the service is terrible. They don't understand neither estonian nor english properly. I asked some detail about the relish they put in and they wren't able to explain me (I don't eat all relish). I was just experimenting with this place but I really do not recommend to go that way I did. So be careful! You better scip eating in the new place you're unsure about than risking with...

Had an hour to kill, so I came for a beer (6.30€ for an Alexander is crazy work, by the way). Very odd interior design, but I also dig kitsch so it kind of works. The fake grass on the windowsills is definitely a choice, as are the Aliexpress-esque prints hanging on the walls. Not a single light is turned on, no music, the TV is tuned onto a Russian channel on very low volume. The ambiance is composed of only the passing traffic outside.

But hey, they were the only place open at 4pm on a Thursday (the rock bar tends to have private events), so if you can’t find any other place near the bus station, and you like feeling like you’re not in Estonia whilst you’re in Estonia, then it’s the place to be.

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EXTREMELY expensive - 3 "large" (not so large) meals were 54.30EUR. The menu is in very small text, barely readable. You would never expect a Kebab meal to cost 17.90 (14.90 with salad), takeaway box was 1.50 (normally 20-30 cents). As I was in a hurry I paid without looking at the sum (same order elsewhere is around 25eur in average)

Food tastes mediocre and was cold after 10 minutes. Kebab was microwaved, fries were soft and some were cold even inside. Half a tomato as salad to full large meals.

This place is a...