Le Lirot — Restaurant in Abbeville

Frans – 1 étoile : Une catastrophe totale

Quelle horreur.

On a commandé des pizzas dans ce soi-disant restaurant, et on a reçu une vraie blague. Les pizzas s’effondraient dès qu’on les touchait, comme si elles avaient été collées avec de la colle bon marché. Le poulet ? Cru. Complètement cru. J’ai cru qu’il allait encore pondre un œuf sur ma pizza. Bonjour la salmonelle !

Et en plus… 2 heures d’attente. Deux heures ! Pour une pizza qui ressemble à un puzzle raté avec du poulet vivant dessus.

En cuisine ? Un type nommé “Gefrey”, avec un coussin de nuque (oui oui, sérieux). Même avec ça, il n’arrive pas à sortir une pizza correcte. On aurait dit qu’il essayait de cuisiner avec les yeux bandés.

Et alors, la cerise sur le gâteau : la dame à l’accueil. Agressive, impolie, pas un bonjour, rien. On aurait dit qu’on l’avait dérangée en pleine partie de ping-pong dans l’arrière-boutique.

Bref : FUYEZ. Ce lieu est un cauchemar culinaire. Une étoile, c’est déjà trop.

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English – 1 star: Absolute disaster

What a nightmare.

We ordered pizza from this so-called restaurant and got a total joke in return. The pizzas fell apart the moment you touched them – like they were held together with glue from the dollar store. The chicken? Raw. Completely raw. I was half expecting it to cluck at me. Hello salmonella!

And to make things worse… a 2-hour wait. Two hours! For a pile of food that looked like it lost a fight with gravity.

The chef? A guy named “Gefrey” with a neck pillow. Yes, a neck pillow. You’d think someone rocking that would be a kitchen pro, but nope. This man couldn’t even heat up frozen pizza without burning it and freezing it at the same time.

And the cherry on top? The woman at the counter. Rude, cold, not a smile in sight. Looked like we interrupted her ping-pong championship in the back room.

In short: avoid this place like the plague. Save your time, your money, and your digestive system. One star is...

We waited 2,5 hours for 15 pizzas, almost all pizzas were burnt or undercooked. Wrong orders, raw meat and rude service. The dirty man in the kitchen (Jeffrey) ran out of dough 2 times while making our pizzas. The pizzas finally came and weren’t cut we did not get any utensils to do so either. There was also a dirty dog named noah who was running around that had lice and ticks. We ordered 15 pizzas and everyone had stomach problems after. Rude customer service and not even an apology for the LONG waiting time. Tables were not properly cleaned so some of us had to eat in...

Disastrous. After waiting for two hours we finally got our order: burnt pizzas that literally fell apart. The chicken was raw, a real health hazard, and the food was simply disgusting.

After all this, there is also a dog running around with lice and sitting after your food. The chef Jeffrey looks dirty. They had to go get yeast halfway because they were out of dough

As if that wasn't enough, the owner was downright disrespectful to us. No apologies, no friendliness, just arrogance.

Please stay far away from this place. This wasn't just bad - it was...