Ah, Sunday mornings. The birds are chirping, the sun is gently rising, and you think to yourself, “What better way to begin the day than a lovely breakfast at Irani Café, Baner?” — or so I tragically thought.
From the moment I stepped in, I was greeted with what I can only describe as a sensory explosion. First came the smell — a heady mix of stale food, mop water, and mild panic. Then came the visuals: puddles of water generously splashed across the floor like a modern art installation titled “Who Needs Cleanliness Anyway?” It was clear that this wasn’t just a café — it was an experience.
The staff, bless their overwhelmed souls, were clearly handpicked for their unique ability to not make eye contact. In a move that could only be described as revolutionary, they managed to not acknowledge the presence of any waiting customer, no matter how long they hovered near a table or how many times they waved. Some might call it poor service. I call it performance art.
Now, let’s talk about the sheer efficiency with which chaos was handled. There were easily over 8-10 patrons all waiting to be seated, served, or simply noticed, and the staff responded with the kind of calm detachment usually seen in nature documentaries — particularly the scenes where the predator ignores the prey entirely.
Tables were ‘cleaned’ by lightly swiping the surface with a tissue and then leaving behind the used tissue as a sort of souvenir. Water glasses arrived pre-decorated with fingerprints and questionable smudges — a thoughtful touch that reminded us all of the café’s commitment to authenticity. Why settle for sterile when you can have street-side charm?
Of course, managing peak hours is no small feat, and Irani Café has boldly decided to not even try. No queue system, no order in service, and definitely no apparent leadership on the floor. Just a bunch of overworked staff running around like participants in a game of “Who Looks the Busiest.” Spoiler: No one won.
And the floor. Oh, the floor. It had everything — water, food crumbs, bits of tissue, and probably a few endangered microorganisms. Slippery in places, sticky in others, it was like an obstacle course designed by someone who hates customers and enjoys lawsuits.
But I will say this — if you enjoy waiting endlessly for cold chai, shouting over 15 other people to get your bill, or playing a real-life game of “Guess What’s In That Stain,” then Irani Café, Baner is absolutely the place for you. It’s not every day you find a spot that takes the idea of customer experience and flips it upside down, stomps on it, and then serves it with a smile (eventually).
So go ahead. Make a reservation — not that it’ll matter. Bring your mop, your patience, and a sense of humor. You’ll...
Read moreIrani Cafe in Baner, Pune, presents a culinary journey with a diverse menu that captivates both taste and soul. The Chicken Berry Pulao, a standout dish, boasts boneless chicken, saffron-infused basmati rice, and dried berries in a mild gravy. For those seeking a spicy twist, the Mutton Kheema Berry Pulao offers minced mutton perfection. The reasonably priced Biryanis, including Chicken Dum at 250 and Mutton Dum at 300, make for a satisfying meal. The Curry section, featuring Egg Curry and Egg Curry with Rice, caters to budget-friendly tastes.
Vegetarians can relish the Paneer Berry Pulao or explore Iranian Kebabs like Joojeh Kebab and Joojeh Roll. Quick bites such as Double Decker Sandwiches and Shawarmas, alongside Burgers and French Fries, add a delightful variety to the menu. The cafe adheres to a set of rules, promoting a serene dining atmosphere with no smoking, no outside food, and no bargaining policies. Clear decorum expectations encourage a pleasant experience.
Pricing is reasonable, with credit/debit cards accepted for bills exceeding Rs 200. The commitment to cleanliness is evident through CCTV surveillance. Located near Jogger's Park, Irani Cafe ensures a friendly ambiance and adherence to hygiene standards.
For hot beverages, indulge in Bun Maska, Tea, or unique options like Spl Tea and Flavoured Tea. The bakery section offers tempting treats, from Bun Maska Jam to Lamington Cake. The breakfast menu showcases a variety of Bun Omelettes, Kheema options, and more.
The extensive dessert menu features delights like Irani Baklawa and Irani Mousse Cake, ensuring a sweet conclusion to your culinary journey. The Cheesy Grill section offers innovative options like Grill Bun Maska and Cheese Grilled Sandwiches, showcasing the cafe's creativity.
Irani Cafe's commitment to quality over quantity is reflected in its motto: "We don't count our branches; we count on our quality." With strategic locations across Pune, including Viman Nagar, Kharadi, and Camp, the cafe caters to diverse tastes.
Whether you're in the mood for a refreshing Cold Coffee or an authentic Irani Fresh Lime, the cold beverages section offers a perfect companion. Please your palate at Irani Cafe, where each dish tells a story, and every visit is a celebration of flavors. Visit their locations in Viman Nagar, Kharadi, Kalyani Nagar, Magarpatta, Baner, Prabhat Rd., NIBM, Camp, and Wakad.
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Read moreA Delightful Experience at Irani Cafe
Tucked away in the heart of the city, Irani Cafe is a hidden gem that serves up a truly authentic Iranian culinary experience. As soon as you step inside, you're enveloped in a warm and welcoming atmosphere that's reminiscent of a bygone era. The decor is vintage-inspired, with intricately designed tiles, wooden accents, and vintage photographs adorning the walls.
We began our meal with a steaming cup of their signature coffee, which was expertly brewed to perfection. The rich aroma filled the air, and the first sip was like a symphony of flavors on our taste buds. The coffee was bold, yet smooth, with just the right amount of sweetness.
Next up was the omelet, which was cooked to a fluffy, golden brown perfection. The portion was generous, and the eggs were farm-fresh, with a delicate texture that simply melted in our mouths. We paired it with a slice of crusty bread, which added a delightful crunch to the dish.
But the real showstopper was the chocolate dart, a decadent dessert that was both rich and refreshing. The combination of dark chocolate and creamy filling was absolute perfection, and the presentation was Instagram-worthy.
What truly sets Irani Cafe apart, however, is the exceptional service. Our server was attentive, knowledgeable, and warm, taking the time to explain the menu and making recommendations. The staff's passion for the food and drink they serve is palpable, and it shows in every aspect of the dining experience.
In short, Irani Cafe is a must-visit destination for anyone looking to experience the authentic flavors and warm hospitality of Iran. Whether you're a coffee connoisseur, a foodie, or simply looking for a unique dining experience, this charming cafe is sure to delight. We can't wait to go back and try more of their delicious offerings!
*Rating: 5/5 stars
*Recommendation: Don't miss their signature coffee and chocolate dart! Pair it with their omelet for a truly unforgettable...
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