Review of La Tana del Pirata (The Pirate's Cave)

The Positive:

• The parking facilities were excellent.
• Our dogs were given water without us having to ask. This attention to detail genuinely impressed us.
• One of the waitresses was truly friendly and dedicated. However, the rest of the staff were stoic and indifferent.

The Not-So-Positive:

• The food... it felt like it was served to people who either don't have a sense of value for money or like it's taken from tourists in true pirate fashion. The name seems quite fitting in this regard.
• A handful of lukewarm fried calamari for €22.
• The tuna was good, but the side dish was just some thinly fried onion strips... and that's it, seriously (see photo).
• Spaghetti with a handful of mussels for €22.
• A piece of sea bass with four potato slices, at least somewhat garnished, for €28. No lemon included—we had to request it.
• One bottle of water and two Prosecco.

Total: €117!!!

Dear La Tana del Pirata Team, Friends say what others think. We were very disappointed! Lukewarm food, extremely overpriced, and except for one waitress, the staff had stoic faces.

I've cooked at a high level and visited many restaurants worldwide, so I can indeed form a valid opinion.

We find it very unfortunate that we had this experience.

I can only hope that this review provides the restaurant with some pointers for improvement if it fits within their strategy.

I also hope that future guests look closely before deciding to visit.

We were recommended this place...