These incompetent fools at Parasoles don't deserve to be in business! I ordered the steak, which was decent enough, but nothing to write home about. However, the real issue came when I paid the bill. I handed over a crisp 50 euro note to cover my meal, and those idiots behind the counter never returned with my change!

I waited and waited, but my change never materialized. The staff just wandered around aimlessly, seemingly incapable of handling basic transactions. It's like they've never encountered a large bill before in their miserable lives. I tried getting their attention, but they just ignored me, likely hoping I'd leave so they could pocket my money.

By the time I stormed out, I had wasted over 30 minutes waiting for change that should have taken 2 minutes. I demanded to speak to a manager, but shocking surprise - there was no one competent running the place. Just a bunch of clueless oafs stealing from customers.

Do yourself a favor and avoid this pathetic excuse for a restaurant at all costs. Unless you want to overpay for mediocre food and be outright robbed by the braindead staff, stay far away! I'm reporting these thieves to every authority I can find.