Lang's Bar & Cocktail Lounge — Restaurant in Borough of Swale

I’ve seen comments on here that must’ve been previously taken down and heard a lot of stories about this place so I was skeptical anyway. Security guard’s behavior shocked me. got told my top was ‘a bit too much’ what’s it to you? very strange for a place that wants customers to come and that’s an odd thing to say to a person going out should I have worn a body suit?? Was a very targeted comment and I got very put off by that to be honest and it made me uncomfortable . Music wasn’t good at all. Can’t comment on the food as I didn’t have any. No I wouldn’t recommend this place I always try to be optimistic wherever I go so I don’t know if maybe I just came and it just happened to be that sort of person was on shift if I’d spoken up I’d 100% have gotten banned so for my sanity I had to brush it off. But yeah no at this time I...

We booked a large group brunch and had a fantastic time at Langs. This was the 80s,90s,00s Bingo Brunch and Amy the entertainer was simply amazing. The unlimited cocktails were served fast (which is a huge plus compared to other brunches we've done in the past) compliments to the staff keeping the drinks flowing faster than we could drink them! Everyone had a fantastic time! We go out together as a group every 6 months or more and we wouldn't hesitate to book Langs again in the future. We chose the Charcuterie brunch, and if I have to find anything to improve, I'd have liked to see a bit more on offer on the plate (we had crackers, olives, cheese and salami)-perhaps sausage rolls, pork pies, more meats and salad or fruit? Overall, it was a brilliant brunch and positive feedback is well-deserved! ...

Went to Langfest 2024. First time at the venue. What an absolute hovel. It may be better on regular days, but this special event was not good.

The 'street food' was a burger van. When I asked what the veggie options were the guy literally laughed and said 'cheese sandwich mate '.

The toilets were like something from the scene in trainspotting, with the added bonus of a drunk guy in there trying to compare 'part size' with other patrons.

No IPA, no Guiness and when the headline act came on, no electricity either

The bar staff were friendly and I can't fault them.

Had a great day, but mostly because I was with good friends and we all just took the pee out...