When you run into a sandwich shop at 1:43pm on a Wednesday and say âwhatâs the chances of getting a sandwich in enough time to catch my train in 9 minsâ, you expect to be laughed out the room with sandwichless hands. But not in this gaff.
The challenge was instead met head on by one of the swiftest yet intricate sandwich makers youâve ever seen.
âSandwich, Bap or Baguette?â she said with the efficiency not dissimilar to a Sargent receiving a report from his men in the field.
As I fumbled my words some further clarity was provided⌠âbap and baguette will be quickestâ.
âBapâ I said⌠it was the shortest amount of syllables and I seemed the respectful choice.
Before having a chance to comprehend what a bap may be in this neck of the woods, she simultaneously constructed the juiciest coronation chicken round bread masterpiece this side of Watford whilst managing to package me up a couple of traditional pork sausage rolls which were somehow buy one get one free. I had no time to ask how I had qualified for such a bargain before she delicately slid the flakey pastry bois into the brown paper bag alongside the bap of tender chicken breast goodness whilst seeming to simultaneously activate the izettle to display ÂŁ6.50 with some sort of neural implant mind-control.
As I write this, I sit content on my train to London. Unencumbered by an empty stomach or the smell of my own panic induced perspiration.
Thank you fair sandwich lady. Thank you for...
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