Nando's Fife Leisure — Restaurant in Dunfermline

Ah, mi amigos, gather 'round as I regale you with the tale of my perilous, fiery adventure... at Nando’s.

It was a dark and stormy lunchtime. My belly growled like an angry ogre—and I needed fuel. I entered this temple of flame-grilled poultry, boots gleaming, eyes smoldering, sword at the ready. I demanded—nay, purred—for the legendary Peri-Peri chicken.

I was warned: “Sir, the spice level is... hot.” Ha! I laughed in the face of danger. I am Puss in Boots! I have faced dragons, enchanted castles, and worse... toddlers.

I chose "Extra Hot" because I fear nothing... except maybe cucumbers. And taxes.

One bite, and ay caramba! My mouth was ablaze, my whiskers curled, my eyes teared up like I’d just watched “Titanic” for the eighth time. I drew my sword to battle the spice—but alas, it was inside me now. My tongue did the flamenco, my soul left my body briefly, and I saw my ancestors—also cats, very judgmental.

But oh! The flavor! A sizzling serenade of zest and zestiness! The chicken was tender, juicy—like a well-written ballad, composed by a culinary Don Juan. The bottomless drink option? A gift from the heavens, as I refilled 17 times to soothe the inferno in my feline face.

The only downside? No milk. Cowards.

Final verdict: 9 out of 10 boots. Would dine again—once my taste buds recover.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must go lie dramatically in the shade and recover. Adiós,...

This is on behalf of my daughter who went out with her friend for something to eat. She was given a,£25 gift card from her sister for her birthday she ordered food to the value of just over £15. Which she used to pay for her meal the guy took the card from her to pay for it and never gave her the card back she processed to question the guy about the remaining balance on the card which he responded that there wasn't any money left on the card. She demanded the card back to check the card herself when she put the card number back into the phone because you have to register it before you can use it low and behold they had took the £25 off her for her meal which was just over £15 She informed another member of staff about this and was given the remaining amount back just shows you that if she wasn't brave enough to query the bill they would have ripped her off 🤬. Ps thanks to the lady for helping her you did what the guy...

The service was atrocious. We wait for a table 10 to 15 mins which was okay. When we sit down we have to order using a hashtag qr code thing at the table. This wouldn't let us order so staff had to manually write down the order which they didn't seem happy about. We ordered drinks and starter and said we had to order our main at the same time with little chance to make an informed decision. My girlfriend tried the pea protein wrap. It was lacking in flavour. I tried the haloumi pieces with chilli jam (pictured). It was okay. This is all overshadowed by like I said the terrible service, like we were halfway through our starters and the mains came. They said they could take them back and keep them warm. They were totally rushing us. Suffice to say, we took our dessert order elsewhere. An apple pie at maccas with...