Cannot believe I sat and waited 30 mins in the drive through cue. There was only about 5 cars ahead. I haven’t been alone without the kids for months so took it as an opportunity but the rising hunger made me stay. Could barely reach the window to hear the staff member mumbling at me. And had to throw myself out the window to reach the card machine. No idea why it took so long as there seemed to be about 10 people working. Maybe it was just the first window person talking about rubbish. Anyway, got food finally, shut window before I got chance to ask for sauce and a napkin. Parked up, removed the chips from the bag and the bag was half full. Chips were cold and soggy. They’ve been gross since they changed to skin on fries anyway. Opened the burger. Think kfc are now producing midget chickens as the product was minuscule. Was also cold and tasted like yesterday’s goods. Roll on 8 hours. Bad pains. Spent around 9 hours back and forth to the loo all night. The midget chicken clucked it’s way back out of my buttonhole at record speed. That wasn’t enough though was it... the sick. Ohhhh the sick. Was hoping I’d never have to see a skin on fry again. Have spent the entire New Year’s Eve and day in so much pain and spent the first hours of 2021 dying in the bathroom.

Cheers you muthaaaa cluckas!