Lalkilla — Restaurant in England

Hilarious!! Faulty Towers of Indian restaurants.

New years eve, we were welcomed by a character who will later as Manuel from faulty towers. "Have we made a reservation?" We went on to explain that we had been in a few days before and book or so we though! Upon arrive he said it was first come first serve... we got a table. We ordered our drinks, the standard lagers and all that and one malibu and orange, pretty easy right! Well, the three lagers easy, the malibu maybe not so much as we received a sambuca and orange (yes that we'll known tipple).

We ordered our food, this was easy enough and we waited for our food to arrive. First our starters, poppadoms lovely, but the chutney may well have been presented with the smaller tea spoon I've ever seen.

Another couple arrived, they were placed to a table behind us which was a very out of place table and we had to move everything anyone wanted to get to that table or indeed the men's room. But wait!! There's only one chair, manuel begins to drag a chair past our table, making the table next to us get up and tuck their chairs in and push the chair down the side of us, then the gentleman sat at the table had to lift it over the table and place it for his partner.

Our main courses arrived, Manuel carrying them on top of each other. Needless to say our mains were delicious and we couldn't fault them.

Manuel kept squeezing past one of us and we have to move our chairs for the poor couple to receive their food.

This was definitely the faulty towers of Indian restaurants, but an I am sure you know faulty towers was brilliant and so I must say was the...

Absolutely dreadful. Some of the people on here must of eaten some really poor indian cuisine if they think this place is decent. 1st up the ald fella in the blue suit is possibly the rudest waiter ive ever met! Got the starter order wrong because of his inability to communicate with his customer. Spoke to us like we were peasants. Starters came and i swear ive seen more meat on an Afghan donkey than on the tandoori chicken that i never ordered. Even the sauces with the poppadoms were shocking. Then came the mains which we waited for, for over an hour. Vegetable Korma. May as well of just given us a coconut. The consistency of sick and thats no exaggeration. The other main was a chicken tikka bhuna, which was just as bad. The chicken tasted like it was cooked out of a packet from the asda and wasnt even hot! And the rice was out of a packet. Breads where ok again probably from the aldi or something. Also the warming trays with the candles in that warm up the food could do with a clean as who ever used them previous had spilt their food on them. Im paying for it this morning as i havent been off the toilet an my backside is like a blood orange. On a brighter note the young lad who also worked there was polite and well mannered maybe the ald fella needs to...

We called on the off chance because my family surprised me with a visit there were 8 of us so we went in and asked for a table and they said we could go in from the start the owner was so rude . it took an hour just to get a starter and another hour to get the main one of my party asked why is was taking so long and Ronnie the owner had a go at him and because he laughed from embassement he had a go at him again some of us got the wrong Curry's and we didn't want to send them back because of the way we being treated he then overcharged us so we just paid to get out of the place . the food was really bad the service was bad apart from the young lad that was working there me and my wife have been there a few times and its been OK that's why we suggested it .but Ronnie we would never set foot in that place again and no one I know will be going in and I suggest please think...