No stars for poor service and poor quality and lack of food!!!

We booked a table for a Sunday roast at 5pm but were not told beforehand that they had ran out of half the food! We ordered the “Three Meat Roast Dinner” and only had 2 meats available, beef and turkey! Half the beef that was served was a challenge in itself due to the amount of fat it contained. We were then told they had no broccoli, no stuffing balls, no more roast potatoes (but then offered us extra potatoes after telling us they had no yorkshire puddings), and we only found out that they had ran out of yorkshire puddings when I asked where they were as they didnt come out with the dinners! We then ordered cauliflower cheese which came with a hair found by my daughter who then couldn’t continue eating her food and a member of staff asked us for the hair which we did not have as we didn't want to keep a rouge hair on the table full of food while we were eating! When we challenged the staff on the poor quality of food and lack of food we didn't get as much as an apology or a dessert for the children just told “they would speak to the kitchen staff” which didn't resolve the poor quality and lack of food/service we had received! Needless to say we will not be returning again!!