The New Inn — Restaurant in London

I've been driving past the THE NEW INN for a few months and kept meaning to pop in for a pint and last Thursday I did and I'm very happy I did upon entering the pub I was greeted by the owner a tall chap with grey hair and matching grey complexion he severed me a lovely pint of guinness as he turned to put my money in the till I noticed his trousers had the buttocks removed hence his actual buttocks where exposed to myself and the elderly chap sitting at the bar with his pet squirrel I must say it was quite a surprise but I kept quite and tried not to laugh after a short time I started talking to the old boy with the squirrel and I noticed he looked quite sad I asked him if everything was OK and he said he felt sad because I reminded him of a pet sheep he and his wife used to have as you can imagine I was quite taken aback and thought he was a bit crazy but then he took a photo from his wallet and showed me his pet sheep which he named THE AMAZING ALAN I was immediately shocked at the incredible likeness between me and THE AMAZING ALAN I asked what had happened to THE AMAZING ALAN and he told me they had some financial problems due to a con man who had his life savings by getting him and his wife to invest in a fake company that sold STRING things were very tough and one night after not eating for 3 days they had to eat THE AMAZING ALAN I wanted to say i bet he tasted AMAZING but thought it might upset him I asked him if he'd like another drink but he said his squirrel was a bit tipsy and can get aggressive when drunk then he asked me if id like to meet his wife and said they only lived across the...

This pub was better than expected. I had not been in there for many years due to its "dull" nature. Perhaps I am the "dull" one now. It still has the feel of an old pub despite it's name!

They are working on developing the beer garden which may improve it but possibly at the cost of not being so child friendly.

I visited lunchtime midweek and found the staff very friendly and the atmosphere very comfortable. This may be different on different days and different times.

This pub is currently more suitable to the more mature client rather than a...

I sadly had no choice but to use this place for my brothers recent wake…..what a rip off. Not sure they know the meaning of ‘catering’ as the food was terrible. Very expensive sandwiches and I think it was seafood in the corner and a few potatoes for the vegetarians. Hopefully the landlord made a lot of money along with those affiliated with him and had a...