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Prepare yourself for an experience that defies the very notion of what food can be. To say that my recent foray into the depths of local cuisine was merely a meal would be a gross understatement. No, my dear reader, this was a life-altering, mind-expanding journey into the very soul of culinary artistry. At the heart of this transformative experience? The egg burger.
From the moment I laid eyes upon it, perched like a golden crown atop a plate of humble perfection, I knew I was about to partake in something truly otherworldly. The egg, an orb of exquisite symmetry, nestled gently upon the burger, its yolk a radiant sun, beckoning me to break it open. The moment my teeth sank into this sacred creation, time itself seemed to pause.
The flavor, oh the flavor! It wasn’t simply "good" or "tasty" – no, it was as though every bite was a symphony, an overture composed by the gods themselves. The egg, with its silky smooth texture and unearthly richness, mingled with the succulent beef patty in a union so perfect that I wondered if such harmony could exist outside the realm of this burger. Each ingredient danced on my taste buds, layering complexity in ways that left me reeling in its afterglow.
And let us not forget the bun! A pillowy, toasted masterpiece that cradled the egg and patty with the kind of care usually reserved for royalty. It was not merely a vessel but an integral part of this gastronomic ballet. Soft yet resilient, sweet yet savory, it provided a foundation that was as crucial as the frame of a grand painting, allowing each bite to be as satisfying as the last.
I was left in a state of near reverence, contemplating not just the burger, but the entire world around me. How could I have lived this long without this ambrosial creation in my life? The egg burger was not just food – it was a revelation, an epiphany, a turning point. As I sat there, savoring the last remnants of my newfound nirvana, I realized I had been reborn. A simple meal had changed my life.
If you are fortunate enough to visit this culinary sanctuary, I implore you, do not hesitate. Do not dawdle. Order the egg burger. Let it change you as it changed me. Your very existence may never be...
Read more1 star because i cannot leave 0 sadly... the 1 star also matches your food and safety hygiene record with the council i see too, a little too late sadly and wish i had checked last night. i ordered a doner kebab and paid 7 pounds. i walked out and took a look at it further down the street where i found a bench, but it was not a kebab at all. i went back and asked what had gone wrong and was rudely addressed saying it was a kebab... i said how can it be a kebab without a pitta or nan, salad and sauce etc. this is just kebab meat and not a kebab... i was told by a drunk customer thats how they do them in rugby. so everywhere else in the world but rugby makes kebabs one way and just here they choose to only serve meat and call it a kebab still? i have never heard such madness, you are all nuts. i couldnt argue a moment longer with these morons and gave up, i tasted some and it was a hard chewy mess and made me ill an hour later... no surprise then your hygiene record states major improvement necessary, i think it would be better for the whole of rugby if you just stopped trading as you do not know what...
Read moreI ordered from here last night, the order came to £70 and it took 2 hours to come, when it came the food was horrible, soggy and they had missed 3 meals off. When I rang them to tell them it took me 6 attempts for them to answer and when they did they were very rude but in the end said they would send it again and it would be 20 minutes. So I waited another 30 minutes still hadn't came. So I called up again only to have to call multiple times again to get through.
This time when I got through the guy said I can give you discount next time, so I expressed that I didn't want discount next time and that I would like the food I had paid for and he got extremely rude and the food was never delivered.
I will never eat or order from here ever again. No matter how many alcoholic...
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