Kismet Kebab House — Restaurant in Scotland

This was by far & away the very worst kebab shop 'food' that I've ever received. The service was very slow BUT the 'food' itself was diabolical.

We ordered a 16" munchy box to share & firstly, there was no 'chicken' burger so that was replaced with a 'beef' burger.

The so-called 'beef' burgers were like 2 slices of cardboard forced in between two stale sides of a roll, completely void of any taste or moisture, SOOO very dry.

The donner kebab 'meat' was also so very tough, that If i had drilled holes in it & fitted a buckle, it could've been used as a belt.

Now onto the AHEM!!! (mixed) 'pakora' & surprise surprise, it was also completely dry, especially the 'chicken' which was tougher than deciding how or when to send children back to school.

I think there was 3 & a half 'onion rings & you've guessed it, yet again tougher than getting a straight forward answer from Bojo.

Lastly we come to the' chips/fries' & these were almost typical kebab shop 'quality', typically below standard, even for a kebab shop, I did say ALMOST.

All in all, this was my first & will most definitely be the LAST time, that I ever waste my money in this kebab 'house'.

This was an experience, an ABSOLUTELY disgusting one, so my advice is save your hard earned pennies or most definitely spend them elsewhere,...

Was a regular customer a while ago but after issues started using an alternative . Came back to using Kismet again recently only to find still has issues. Twice in a row now after placing online orders with a specified delivery time my orders have been late by 30+ minutes. Called shop to be told order left ages ago so trying to put blame on delivery driver when in fact this was not the case as delivery driver is a friend. The customer service on phone is terrible, no empathy or apology offered and when informed that I was now cancelling the order just a " so what " " don`t care " response. Will not be using them in future because they obviously care more about profit than customer service. My suggestion to you is that if you make an order for delivery, ask and make sure they will deliver as per your chosen time or pick...

As a kebab eater of almost 40 years standing when kebab shops were limited to one or two in a big city I have tasted and tried many down the years. I look for tasty spiced meats and fresh breads served with suitable sauces and salad. At times I have despaired of the diminishing quality of these finest of fast food snacks. Kismet kebab house offered me hope and joy in equal measure. Their freshly cooked chicken and donner is some of the best I've had in a long long time. I realised id settled for less in inferior establishments but Kismet restored my faith that somebody here wants to provide for their customers a true kebab experience. Not just to fill a gap in your tummy but to really transport you to kebab shop heaven. Thank you Kismet. When I think of great kebab shops I'll...