The Neuk — Restaurant in Scotland

**DO NOT VISIT THIS PLACE.

Words can not even describe how disgusting the food at this establishment is.

Hands down the worst meal I have ever had and the 'chef' should be ashamed of themselves.

I will start with the Pattie starter which consisted of 2 circles of anemic chunky mince mixed together with plain tattie. There was zero seasoning, zero crisp and zero refinement. It looked, smelled and tasted of dog food from a tin.

The main event of the 'chefs' spicy burrito was so bad I thought Ant and Dec might jump out as it was a prank.

The burrito was so tiny a small child would have complained, it had the classic anemic mince with not even a hint of flavour and was finished with plain soggy rice. They didn't even bother to toast it.

This place isn't cheap at all - so expect fork out to get the prison...

Absolutely atrocious place. At a recent wedding at The Neuk the whole party was treated badly by the staff. No glasses or cutlery were supplied and they even tried to charge corkage on a few cans of soft drinks for the kids. They had allowed another party behind a flimsy partition so the whole wedding ceremony smelled of fish and chips. Somebody had to go to the supermarket for disposable cups just so we could raise a glass to the happy couple. It was a wedding ceremony and the last thing we expected was for someone to ask for the music to be turned down. Never use this place, it's nasty,...

I have been in 3 times for lunch and once for dinner. The service from staff has always been very good but food sub-par with lack of attention to detail.

After being disappointed by the lasagne on a previous visit I decided to try a pizza this time.

Sadly the place does not use fresh dough for pizza but rather had toppings on a part- baked pizza base like those you can buy from the supermarket.

Lack of effort means I likely won't be back. There are better places...